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#REDIRECT [[User_talk:Morton_devonshire]]
If you are a friend, or would like to be one, please leave me a note at [[User:Morton devonshire/friends|Friends of Morton Devonshire]]. Thanks mate! [[User:Morton devonshire|Morton devonshire]] 18:44, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

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[[image:Matt Devonshire2.jpg|thumb|200px|left| '''What were you expecting, bitch?''']]

==That's No Moon!==
See [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg] and [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Admin-pms.png]

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==Smelly Socks==
For your amusement, see [[User:Morton_devonshire/Finding your inner sockpuppet|finding your inner sockpuppet]]. If you're not amused, I can't help ya.

==Why I hate Mumia==
I don't, just set that trap for the [[Mumia|Mumites]] to come running. Actually, I admire Mumia's aplomb for public relations. He's managed to create an international cultural movement of Mumia-supporters that any PR hack would die for, all from a jail-cell. I think the guy should be studied as a text-book example of Guerrilla PR -- he's magic.[[Image:Wikicookie.jpg|thumb|200px|left|'''Eat Me!''']]


His supporters, however, strike me in the way that LaRouche supporters come across -- you could have a 4-hour conversation with a LaRouchian, and never approach common ground. They have drunk the Koolaid, man, and are ready to tie on their trainers and matching track outfits, and take the ride to the sun. Out there, and so far beyond reasonable belief that you really wonder if psychosis isn't at the root of it. I'm not sure what it is that motivates the Mumites in their obtuseness -- it certainly isn't righteousness of their cause, or justice, because the evidence against Mumia is so compelling[[http://www.danielfaulkner.com/mythsdir.html]] -- so what is it really? Whatever it is, of one thing I'm certain -- there is no possibility of reasoning with them. Mars and Venus have a better chance of convening than do the Age of Reason and the Mumites.

=="Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"==
"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:September_11%2C_2001_attacks/archive17#Truth_Movement]

==Favorite Music==
*[[Skatalites]]
*[[Burning Spear]]
*[[House of Pain]]
*[[Limp Bizkit]]
*[[Cypress Hill]]

==Favorite Movies==
*[[The Nutty Professor]] (the Lewis version)
*[[Pulp Fiction]]
*[[Fight Club]]
*[[Cinderfella]]

==What Makes Life Bearable?==
[[Image:Surfing in Hawaii.jpg|thumb|200px|left|'''Surfing outside [[Kaneohe Bay]]''', Hawai&lsquo;i.(Comment:big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)]]
Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.

==Me==
I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade.

==My favorite Wikipedian==
Why, [[User:Katefan0]] for sure. One of my favorite Kate interactions below, with the original and edited lines in succession.
* ''Rogers:'' Are these trunks full of bodies?
* ''Rogers:'' Are these trunks full of bodies?
* ''Hepburn:'' Just those, but I don't intend to unpack them.
* ''Hepburn:'' suck on my junk, bitch

==References==
*{{cite web
| last = Rahimi
| first = Ali
| coauthors = Ben Recht, Jason Taylor, Noah Vawter
| year = 2005
| url = http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| title = On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
| accessdate = 2006-04-13
}}

==The Lonely Troll==
[[Image:Troll.jpg|thumb|100px|left|'''Der Schum!''']]This is another one of my favorite Wiki interactions, involving a pedantic unemployed teenager that also sometimes reverts my changes, and a hapless anon editor. I don't know the author, but it's priceless:
*Kid, I will try to not make this to personal, but you appear to be a lonely troll. You are going around and trying to cleanup people's entries with your own self style of edit. I agree with one on the earlier posters here on your "talk" page in regards to capitalizing major words in a title. It is improper (regardless of how you interpet wiki) only to capitalize first words on section headings. Also some of your edit attempts leave a lot to be desired. Take some time off and look for a job or get a hobby. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by [[User:71.37.113.34|71.37.113.34]] (talk • contribs).

==These Are Nice==
*'''[[Image:Symbol keep vote.svg|20px]] Keep'''
*'''[[Image:Symbol delete vote.svg|20px]] Delete'''
*'''[[Image:Symbol merge vote.svg|20px]] Merge'''

==Another cool page==
[[User:Daniel Quinlan/gaming]] Yes, it's okay to use the "c" word again.

[[Category:Wikipedians interested in computer and video games|Morton_devonshire]]
[[Category:WikiProject Computer and video games members|{{PAGENAME}}]]
[[Category:Wikipedians interested in anime and manga|Morton_devonshire]]

==Helpful Stuff==
[[User:Morton devonshire/WikiStuff]]

==Mysig==
[[User:Morton_devonshire/mysig]]

==Into the Cruft Abyss==
[[Image:Nuclear fireball.jpg|left|thumb|'''History!''']]
*[[List of Republican sex scandals]]
*[[Bush Crimes Commission]]
*[[People questioning the 9/11 Commission Report]]
*[[People questioning the 9/11 Commissions account]]
*[[People questioning the official American 9/11 account]]
*[[The Citizens' Commission on 9-11]] (merged to [[9/11 Truth Movement]])
*[[Rationales to impeach George W. Bush]] (deleted & redirected to [[Movement to impeach George W. Bush]])
*[[Dubya Dubya Three]]
*[[Bush Knew]]
*[[Nick Berg conspiracy theories]]
*[[The National 9/11 Debate]]
*[[Bush family conspiracy theory]]
*[[9/11 Bin Laden conspiracy theory]]
*[[Truth Movement|"Truth Movement"]] (deleted & redirected to [[TheTruth.com]], the anti-smoking site)
*[[9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Jews And Israel]]
*[[9/11 Jewish conspiracy]]
*[[9/11 Jewish conspiracy theory]]
*[[9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Pentagon]]
*[[9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Flight 93]]
*[[9/11 Conspiracy Theories - World Trade Centers]]
*[[Clueless newbies]]
*[[9/11 conspiracy theories foreknowledge]] -- yet another re-create on its way to speed delete
*[[9/11 Whitewash Commission]]
*[[7/7 Truth Movement]]

==Should be nominated for Afd==
*[[List of songs deemed inappropriate by Clear Channel following the September 11, 2001 attacks]] -- why? Because not one lick of it is verifiable.
*[[What Really Happened]] -- why? nn blog, completely conspiracy cruft, and the Afd was populated by meatpuppets/POV-pushers.
*[[Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity]] -- yet another nn living-room-sized "truth" movement.

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