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Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968March 30, 2005) was a stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter, unique delivery, and routines that frequently jumped from one subject to another very quickly and without transition. His bits were usually very short and often consisted of a single one-line non sequiturs.

Discography

Filmography

Quotes

"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit."

"I haven't slept for ten days... because that would be too long."

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into the back of a truck."

"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they didn't have one. So I bought a cake."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."