User:The Last Melon

Hi, everyone. I'm The Last Melon.

Right now I'm just experimenting with my userboxes; please let me know if I've screwed up excessively.

So, I spend my time patrolling Wikipedia's Recent Changes. Since I don't feel enough of an expert on anything to meaningfully contribute, I've decided to do what I can for Wikipedia by hunting down and killing wiping vandals.

I live in that big, snowy place called Canada and have a sense of humour.

Userboxes

My userboxes

Linguistics

Wikipedia:Babel

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

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CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Interests

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

This user is a checkers player.

This user settled Catan.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user plays Risk.

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

Computers and...stuff

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

XThis user plays the Xbox.

Miscellaneous

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user contributes using a PC.

Wikipedia

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

{{Wiki}}This user is just starting to learn to write in the MediaWiki language.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

CUVThis user is dedicated to
cleaning up vandalism.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.