Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool
This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the Special:statistics, and determined by the powers that be) in the English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title). The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia: 6,900,345.
Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia:666,666th pool, Wikipedia:Two-million pool, and Wikipedia:Five-million pool.
Add subheadings below as necessary, but try to keep them nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in alphabetical order at every level.
An example guess would be: Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder, which might go under the subheadings: Science/Biology/Anatomy.
Please do not create useless (as of 2005) articles just because they are listed on this page.
Culture
Art
- List of artists named after a Boohbah (I like Boohbah!) Scott Gall 07:58, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- And so does my son, who is in bed while I'm still up editing Wikipedia. [[User:NazismIsntCool|Nazism isn't cool]] 08:55, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
- Michél the Mechanic (an recently uncovered Beano comic strip that lasted three issues in 1942, or something) BillyH 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Culture of Isle of Wight--Wonderfool t(c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Arts
- List of lower case characters of the Latin alphabet between 'r' and 't' -- Scott eiπ + 1 = 0 07:29, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
Entertainment
- Wikipedia:Votes for Deletion --SPUI (talk) 14:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- The Gay Nigger Association of America eating apple pie and performing autofellatio -- Scott eiπ + 1 = 0 07:55, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- SPUI violates the three guess rule --SPUI (talk) 05:17, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Gay Nigger Association of America after being deleted and recreated BrokenSegue 03:14, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Jimmy Wales ON WHEELS! Hedley 03:01, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of crimes Michael Jackson has been found guilty of Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
- List of celebrities known to harbour gnomes in their ear cavities Eixo 10:07, 27 May 2005 (UTC)
Attractions
- World's largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint -- BRIAN0918 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Film
- The Land Before Time 249 BillyH 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Final Destination III: The Final Final Final Destination AngryParsley 05:18, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Red Dwarf: The Movie Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XI: Attack of the Wookiees android↔talk 23:11, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XI½: Defense of the Chewbaccas -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 22:52, 2005 Apr 12 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XII: Destruction of Froode
- Rambo XXXVII: Death to the Sequels! - Pax 05:40, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Jennifer Lopez' Oscar sweep, wherein she takes home the Academy Award for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Song, Best Director, and Best Original Screenplay for her autobiopic Painful Celebration of Mediocrity: The J-Ho Story.
Literature
- Carendor (fictional place from a book by fantasy author Ian Irvine) -- Tim Starling 07:49, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Destruction of the Universe --RSpeer 23:24, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Hairy Doom Apples from the 22nd Dimension of Some Crazy Shag Carpet His Mom Forgot to Throw Away Last Summer Pax 05:42, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Tangler (science fiction weapon) --Targi 03:31, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Music
- Ashlee Simpson's right shoulder Grue 12:48, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of pop songs in Esperanto --Neo 19:30, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of songs that are 30 seconds or less --G VOLTT 15:46, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Maxeen --GVOLTT 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
- Moments in Grace --GVOLTT 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
- Spice Girls Reunion Tour 2010 ParkingStones 22:54, 22 Mar 2005
- Teenage girls get a clue-the death of Pop music - Pax 05:45, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
Sports
- 2007 World Baseball Championship android↔talk 23:13, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Barry Bonds homicide trial -- android↔talk 06:05, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Boohbah Throwing at the 2028 Olympic Games NazismIsntCool 10:56, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Stefanova-Kramnik World Chess Championship match (See Antoaneta Stefanova and Vladimir Kramnik).-gadfium 23:59, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- TaylorMade r12 Driver --EDsmilde
Television
- Fast Animals, Slow Children. Evil Monkey∴Hello 05:40, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
- Law & Order: Small Claims --Tydaj 03:00, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Star Trek: Series VI - Seth Ilys 01:05, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- World's Deadliest Live Executions III -- Cyrius|✎ 18:53, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Who Wants to be a Milllionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance (not that it will ever happen) Scott Gall 08:03, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
Video games
- Albert Gore Emulation Software -- One Salient Oversight 13:51, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Dwarf Fortress by Bay 12 Games - will be out by then. Grue 12:56, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Image Flight (NES game put out by Irem in 1988.) -- BRIAN0918 13:19, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever - it'll be here soooon... Alphax τεχ 08:54, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Final Fantasy XXIX - That's what it'll be up to by the 1,000,000th article... 29... ;) --WikiFan04 Talk to me. 13:20, 2 Apr 2005 (CST)
- Pokémon Light Magenta Hedley 02:56, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Pokémon Dark Brown Greyhead 17:50, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Blizzard Entertainment announces release date of StarCraft 2 - This one will happen after #999,999: Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever - Arathon 15:19, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
- Pokemon Romanian Tricolor (of course) Barely There 11:56, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Religion
- Microsoft (church). Demi T/C 01:35, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- List of failed Christian Raptures Dangerous Angel 23:14, 10 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of people believed to be Sauron (from Talk:Javier Solana) dab (ᛏ) 13:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of people confirmed to be Sauron --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:44, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
- The Holy Church of Atheism →mathx314(talk)(email) 23:42, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Philosophy
- Classical definition of lesbianism Demi T/C 01:54, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
Geography
- List of Disneyworlds in Andorra (see WP:BJAODN ) --Neo 17:29, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Walmart (country) -- BRIAN0918 14:10, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of Indian cowboys (pertains to boys in India who herd cows). -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 01:12, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
History
- The 2008 Dollar Collapse Preisler 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- 2007 Breakup of Russia 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- February 2006 Scotland War of Independence --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
- Breakup of the United States -- Grunt 🇪🇺 04:16, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- Famous Estonian soldiers in the Winter War. — JIP | Talk 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Global real estate crash of 2006 Dave6 06:13, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- 2006 Breton Revolution (causes Brittany to gain Independence from France) 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- U.S. plan to invade Iran -- Grunt 🇪🇺 02:36, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- December 21, 2005 - Assassination of George H. W. Bush --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
- Destruction of the Earth Nickptar 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Human colonization of Mars — Pladask 06:57, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
- Texan invasion of Estonia (a.k.a. "The spammer's War") \Mikez 08:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Military history of Antarctica--Wonderfool t(c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Rise of the machines written by User:Skynet --BjarteSorensen 02:00, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Resignation of President Rivers Dmn / Դմն 10:16, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Life before google --Clawed 04:56, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- English court intrigues(1221) --Fornadan 00:18, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- 2005 U.S. invasion of Vermont cuz bush is too stupid to realize it's part of the U.S. Stancel 02:54, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
- Lindsay Lohan Memorial Nuclear Power Plant Disaster RyanGerbil10 18:00, 22 May 2005 (UTC)
- Partial Nematode Incident ‣ᓛᖁ♀ᑐ 03:54, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of gaffes committed by George H. W. Bush during his 2006 Trip to Japan He throws up on the Primes Minister. Like father, like son. 24.14.99.196 04:14, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Operation: Let Freedom Rise Gerrit CUTEDH 13:02, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Life
Death
- Death-related humor --anonymous 6:41 4 June 2005 (UTC)
Education
- Wikipedia --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of rumors about that fat kid in my 9th period class. →mathx314(talk)(email) 23:39, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Martin Luther King Jr. Grammar School – ClockworkSoul 17:49, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- St. Mary's School I'm putting all my bets on education: this entry gets 2,710,000 google hits. Of course the real article will have (Lodi, NJ) or something as part of the title-- do I still win? -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
- Sacred Heart School This one's good for 4,420,000 goggle hits. -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
- John Smith (Asst. Prof.) John Smith Asst. Prof. only gets 94,000 google hits, but I figure average professors are likely to get past the deletionists in higher proportions than elementary and secondary schools -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Family
- Your mom --83.240.1.254 16:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Food and drink
- Imitation Soylent Green --Demi T/C 01:47, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- Uncle Joe's Mint Balls --Calton | Talk 01:11, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who like pie -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 01:02, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
Freedom
- The return of Nicolae Ceaucescu and the death of all languages except English NazismIsntCool 11:03, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who know how to spell correctly Nicolae Ceausescu Bogdan | Talk 22:34, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Stancel 02:55, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
- Human Rights abuse in Jan Mayen Mixcoatl 00:23, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
Health
- Circumcision isn't cool Scott Gall 08:14, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
Hobbies
- Autofellatio in the Vatican --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of autofellatio related topics - Earl Andrew 07:42, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Ass to mouth sales and chart positions -- Rhobite 05:54, Mar 29, 2005 (UTC)
Home
Interpersonal relationships
- Jennifer Anistons' marriage to Angelina Jolie Preisler 00:17, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- People whose marriages have lasted less than one week. — JIP | Talk 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of celebrities by number of divorces Alphax τεχ 08:56, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Pets
- First animal to become Wikipedia administrator NazismIsntCool 11:05, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- First Human Banned by a chicken Stancel 02:56, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
Time
- October 24, 2024 User:Oven Fresh/sig 23:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Mathematics
- List of all lists which are not lists of themselves Antandrus 03:59, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Recursive topic disorders Durty Willy 08:03, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of all non-self swallowing lists (shortly thereafter the server blew up) BrokenSegue 22:42, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Alas, this one's already been done, with a name like "List of all lists which do not refer to themselves"; the server stubbornly refused to blow up -- well, no more than usual, anyway. -- The Anome 07:59, Apr 14, 2005 (UTC)
- 1+1=3 --Clawed 05:04, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Proof of Hilbert's 16:th problem (Kindergarten level) \Mike(z) 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Proof that P = NP — Timwi 01:38, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Science
Astronomy
- Painful Astronomical Objects --Ctrl buildtalk File:Columbia SEAS.GIF 07:19, 3 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Biology
- Anatomy of Ashlee Simpson's nose /sɪzlæk˺/ 23:16, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Shouldn't that be Design and construction of Ashlee Simpson's nose? Deco 03:04, 29 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of suspected cancer causing agents -- Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
- List of substances suspected not to cause cancer - gadfium 01:06, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
Sexuality
- List of Republican celebrities in the closet --Calton | Talk 01:14, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- MIKE SMITH IS REALLY GAY Yelyos 00:50, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- MIKE SMITH IS NOT GAY --Clawed 05:09, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of naked Natalie Portman statues covered in Hot Grits --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:46, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
- List of men who Vin Diesel has slept with Stancel 02:58, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
Chemistry
- List of drugs known to cause paranoia --Jimius 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of paranoia disorders known to produce drugs in bloodstream (note: please keep article separated from List of drugs article to avoid recursive topic disease)--Durty Willy 07:53, 30 Mar 205 (UTC)
- Untriquadium. Grue 13:03, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of Countries that still use oil Rentastrawberry 01:37, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
- Element 151 --Astrowob 20:05, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Omega (molecule) \Mike(z) 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Medicine
Physics
- List of U.S cold fusion plants Preisler 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- The Small bang theory --Neo 19:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Society
Awards
- First Winner of the World Autofellatio Championships →mathx314(talk)(email)
- Me.
- List of Winners of the World Autofellatio Mixed Doubles Championship --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:47, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
Business
- McDonald's bankruptcy and liquidation /sɪzlæk˺/ 22:58, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wallmart's bankruptcy and liquidation BrokenSegue 22:44, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Politics
- Clone of once upon a time US-President runs his 2 terms (again?) Lectonar 08:29, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Communist influences in nation constitutions. — JIP | Talk 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Fall of Neoliberalism --Mark Lewis 17:54, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Involuntary settlements in Sealand Nickptar 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Jesse Ventura presidential campaign, 2008 - Seth Ilys 01:03, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- North Korean naval blockade of Sealand -- One Salient Oversight 13:43, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- People's Republic of America — Evil Monkey∴Hello 03:18, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- People's Republic of America nuclear assault on Sealand (sorry, couldn't resist the combination) -- Nickptar 01:36, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Social Security reinstatement --Meelar (talk) 01:53, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- Socialist Democratic Party of North Korea — Timwi 01:34, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- North Korean Republic of Mexican People's Republic of America Stancel 02:59, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
Politicians
- George W. Bush's third term as President of the United States --Tydaj 03:09, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Jimmy D. Wales presidential campaign, 2008 -- Scott eiπ + 1 = 0 07:35, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- List of assassination attempts against George W. Bush - Earl Andrew 07:41, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of assassination attempts by George W. Bush Hedley 02:58, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of trepanations performed on George W. Bush by date - One Salient Oversight 05:43, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of lies George W Bush has said this list spans 1000s of pages Stancel 03:00, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
- Michael Crutchfield Ambi 14:28, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)#
- Michael Easley, Jr., son of presidential candidate Mike Easley - Seth Ilys 01:06, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, transsexual, two-spirited, intersex, queer, questioning, and straight allied members of the U.S. Republican party, with LO-LGBTTTIQQA-MotUSRP as a redirect. func(talk) 05:54, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of people suspected to be George W. Bush -- Scott eiπ 07:21, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
Technology
- Cellphones cause cancer User:Alkivar/sig 01:39, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- The Great Five Minute Wikipedia Downtime of 2006 BillyH 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of polders in Florida 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Microsoft Firefox. Evil Monkey∴Hello 05:41, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
- Sock Puppet Wiki Revolution of April 1, 2005 --JimCollaborator 17:47, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- the New Orleans pressure dome (to keep the water out) -- Cyrius|✎ 16:00, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- IPod nanoprobe--Due to software limitations, the name of this article is incorrect. The actual name should be iPod nanoprobe. --Ctrl buildtalk File:Columbia SEAS.GIF 15:33, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Mediawiki software limitations --Samohyl Jan 09:36, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of English Wikipedias using UTF-8 —Josh Lee 20:03, Apr 13, 2005 (UTC)
- 10nm microprocessor technology -- microtony 12:56, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of tasks that can't be performed on a mobile phone (an ever-shrinking list) --Phlip 01:37, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Self-referential
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- Milion and first topic pool tommylommykins 19:21, May 19, 2005 (UTC)
- Eleventy-billionth topic pool Nickptar 02:01, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedia Lists – ClockworkSoul 17:50, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Take a look at Wikipedia:List of lists. About 8480 in number (and ever-growing). BjarteSorensen 13:39, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves Ben Finn 17:55, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Nobel Prize winners actively contributing to Wikipedia-gadfium 00:28, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- RickK's administrator resignation --SPUI (talk) 12:24, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Biased point of view sɪzlæk [ +t, +c ] 09:00, May 16, 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Images and media for deletion/Autofellatio 11 – ClockworkSoul 17:53, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Jimbo Wales -- Alphax τεχ 09:02, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of encyclopedias with over one million articles —EatMyShortz 11:49, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia trolling phenomena JFW | T@lk 21:44, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of encyclopedias with exactly one million articles--Wonderfool t(c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Military History of Wikipedia -- COTWmeister 12:34, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of self-referring lists Mixcoatl 14:30, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedias with over eleventy-billion articles User:Luigi30 (Υσηρ ταλκ ΛυηγηΛ) 15:54, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Earl Andrew Washburn -- Earl Andrew - talk 23:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of lists listing less lists than any list listing this list — Timwi 01:27, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of lists that list lists that list lists of lists Stancel 03:02, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of lists that list lists that aren't lists of self-referential lists --Mark J 13:52, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
- Unusual lists of usual pages Mixcoatl 00:26, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who have made more than 3 guesses in the Millionth topic pool Mixcoatl 00:28, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Only logged in users can edit, because of ongoing vandalism. Gerrit CUTEDH 13:10, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:NPOV#Why we gave up Phlip 01:28, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- BrokenSegue violated the 3 guess rule This link is Broken 04:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)