The Chili Guy

The Chili Guy is a recurring character on the Toucher and Rich radio program, which airs on WBCN 104.1 in Boston, Massachusetts. He is a homeless man who is probably mentally unsound, and prone to wearing many pairs of sweatpants at once, even in hot weather. He is known for his absurdist rantings and wild claims of owning multiple professional sports teams and the world, and also claims to be a professional athlete, and the owner of all of New York City. He frequents Pizza House, Domino's, 7/11, and other fine establishments surrounding Fenway Park. His favorite drink is red drink. His favorite musical artists include Stevie B, Metallica, and Blood, Sweat & Tears. His favorite flavor of cigars is chocolate, although he asked show castmember Adolfo Gonzalez to purchase strawberry flavored cigars in clips aired on July 24, 2007. He has been known to go get a bottle of soda but return promptly.

Quotes

He has won over the WBCN listeners with his penchant for strange expressions spoken in a strong Boston accent.

• "Couple Beers, No Beers...Chili."
• "Get the fuck away, or I'm gonna punch you in the mouth...GET OUTTA HERE!"
• "He was drinking a friend, maybe no."
• "We're fighting for good...Hold up!"
• "Piiiizaaaa Houuuusssee."
• "I'll bring this to Brockton, Natick, Lawrence, London....Nevah!"
• "Down by Filene Jodanmasssshhhh!"
• "I own the whole world."
• "You're kinda slow"
• "How many folders you got?"
• "Did he hit you on a punch"
• "You gotta show me whatchya own"
• "20 bucks? Maybe No. 15 Cents? Oh yeah!"
• "Learn how to not be nosy."
• "We'll have to do this in days and years."
• "Holding for eights and mills."
• "Do you have more than a million eights put somewhere?"
• "How many folders you got?"
• "Can you be honest a little?"
• "Be correctly good"
• "Finance things in Germany or France"
• "Benefishery Deals"
• "Give me all your money before i kill you"

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