User:Attackoftheshow

AOTS Sketch Pad (below)

Despite our better judgement we are putting this "sketch pad" area above our own area since it seems everyone wants their ramblings and weird crap to be the first thing to be seen when people load this page.

Welcome to the Attack of the Show User Page

You came, you edited away, we showed your links on-air. So why are you here? Oh yeah, you wanna see the winning skit.

Well, after not so careful deliberation we chose the Kevin vs. Brendan shot drinking skit as the cream of the crop.

We nearly tossed up the chinese we had for lunch as we read most of the skits that were entered. Horrible grammar, spelling and punctuation abounded so it was good to see someone take their time and actually use real script format as well as a funny premise.

Keep tuning in to see this script in live-action glory.

FADE IN:

INT. ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET - DAY

KEVIN and BRENDAN are sitting on the trademark red couch. A bottle of vodka and 6 filled shot glasses sit on the coffee table in front of them.

                   KEVIN
         Bet I could drink more shots in
         15 seconds then you.

Brendan picks up one of the shot glasses.

                   BRENDAN
         Oh, you're on!

Like a machine Brendan grabs one shot glass after the other, gulping them down.

                   KEVIN
         Time! That was 6 shots.

INT. ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET - MOMENTS LATER

All the shot glasses have been refilled.

                   BRENDAN
              (slightly drunk)
         Ready, get set, go.

Kevin empties the shot glass into his mouth but sprays it out right back out.

                   KEVIN
              (throat horse)
         Water.

A LAUGH TRACK plays in the background as we ZOOM OUT.

CUT TO BLACK

You can proudly display your stupidity to the world below this line

...but comments should go on the discussion page

ALTERNATE 30 SECOND SKETCH

TITLE: Office Jesus Feeds The Masses?

SCRIPT: Office Jesus is sitting in a cubicle playing with a slinky. "The Boss" comes up to him.

Boss: "Office Jesus, I need your help." Office Jesus rolls his eyes.

Office Jesus: "What can I do for you my man?"

Boss: "I was going to have breakfast delivered for the entire office, but all that came was one donut. Can you create a miracle with this donut, like you did years ago by feeding 5,000 people with two fish? Because this donut is all we have for the entire office."

Office Jesus: "I'll see what I can do." Holds his hand out for the donut, and the boss hands it to him. Office Jesus looks at the donut intently for a moment and then crams it in his mouth. Chews and Swallows the donut.

Office Jesus: "I guess not much." He swivles in his chair and turns his back on the boss.

Boss (looks at Office Jesus desperately): "Office Jesus... WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!!"

Yes! We were shown on TV. Especially it was cool to see my Fights list! Lol, they didn't even talk about it. But they added a link that we didn't even post. Oh well. It was cool to be shown on TV. I hope you guys enjoyed messing with the wiki.

--DieHard2k5

P.S. Sarah is a hottie.

P.S.S. I liked TechTV too, I'm not gonna say that I hate AOTS, because I like it. I think it would be cool to kind of blend the two together. That's not going to happen though. I think Call For Help is coming to G4 though.

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We're going to use this space for a little experiment. Today, our guest will be Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia. For those who don't know, Wikipedia is the publicly-editable online encyclopedia. To mark the occasion, we're going to let you, the viewer, edit today's show (Tuesday, August 16th) through our Wikipedia User Page.

Who would win in a fight?
Kevin Pereira or Kevin Rose?
Kevin Pereira or a Mad Cow?
Seanbaby or Jack Thompson?
Sarah Lane or Kate Botello?
Leo Laporte or Brendan Moran??
There we can compromise, we each get our plug.
Taking bets.... NOW!!!

This is your chance to decide what actually goes into our show.

You'll choose the items that we'll talk about at the top of our show. But that's not all. You also have the opportunity to write a script for a 30 second skit that we'll create for an upcoming show.

Make sure that you don't suggest something on the page that we've already done AND if our legal department has a problem with your suggestion, no one cares.
Plug website here: immy.textamerica.com, sarahlane.textamerica.com, kgibby.textamerica.com, autocollecting.tk

You have until 2pm Pacific time today (Tuesday, Aug. 16th) to get your links and scripts in, so get goin

List of 6 (Top 6 Ideas for AOTS Episode)

A roundup of the latest interesting things that popped up on the net within the last 24 hours.
All items are brand spanking new.' Please Do Not advertise your website here

Honorable Mention

3D sidewalk artist Older Than 24 Hours
Jack Thompson tries to dismantle the ESRB

To all of those advertising your stupid web sites: QUIT IT! Nobody wants to go to Jeskid TV, Red Vs. Blue, Superman Returns or Debbie Does Dallas. These have nothing to do with the last 24 hours, and are just plain pointless. kthnx. Thanks for the Support to stop spamming :) !!!

And yeah, nobody cares about the Harry Potter spoiler. We've all already heard it. So stop wasting your time.

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