User:The Last Melon

Hi, everyone. I'm The Last Melon.

Right now I'm just experimenting with my userboxes; please let me know if I've screwed up excessively.

So, I spend my time patrolling Wikipedia's Recent Changes. Since I don't feel enough of an expert on anything to meaningfully contribute, I've decided to do what I can for Wikipedia by ~~hunting down and killing~~ wiping vandals. I have a tendency to attach (what I think are) witty comments to my rollbacks, and so often get beaten to the punch. As well, I use a tactic of rollbacking that I like to call The Suspicious Bastard method. I hide logged in users and look for anonymous contributions that have added characters - somewhere between 25 and 500 is generally my range. More often than not, I'll catch somebody who tried to slip under the radar - and I don't have to worry about people sneaking in and rolling back before me.

I live in that big, snowy place called Canada and have a sense of humour. This has now gotten me into trouble once; I have a nasty feeling it will do so many more times...

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This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

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This user plays the Xbox.

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This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

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Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

This user is just starting to learn to write in the MediaWiki language.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

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cleaning up vandalism.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.

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This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

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This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.