Onteora Central School District
| Onteora Central School District | |
|---|---|
| Location | |
 United States | |
| District information | |
| Grades | K - 12 |
| Superintendent | Phyllis "The Chair Thrower" McGill |
| Schools | 5 |
| Budget | we can't keep track of our budget because we're always laying off employees to cook the books and get state money illegally |
| Students and staff | |
| Students | idiots |
| Teachers | a bunch |
| Staff | a bunch |
| Student–teacher ratio | dafuq is a ratio? We don't teach good math |
| District mascot | Giant Cock |
| Colors | Fox Pecker Pink |
| Other information | |
| Website | http://www.onteora.k12.ny.us/ |
Onteora Central School District is a school district in Boiceville, New York, United States.
The superintendent is Phyllis McGill. Ann McGillicuddy is the president of the board of education.
Schools
The district operates the following schools:
- Onteora High School
- Onteora Middle School
- Bennett Elementary School
- Phoenicia Elementary School
- Woodstock Elementary School
External links
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