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Independent Researcher.
Inventory Wm Shakspere taken this 21st June 1616
- One chamber pott
- One Second best bed
- Two Guinea pigs Tuffy and Tinkerbelle
- One Kindle
- Two cans of Sterno
- Fourteen forrest faries
- Assorted plays written in Hand D
- Two reams Corrasable Bond
- Two Avery Hi-liter quills (yelloe and pinck)
- One calligraphy You-Can-Learn-How kit with DVD
- Ten shares Stratford-upon-Avon common stock (value 3 Euro dollars)
- One Columbia University poly/cotton single-knit doublet
- One correspondence course Cambridge University - Conversational Latin
- Books: Webster’s Dictionary
- Encyclopaedia Britannica
- Fodor’s Italy on a Shoe-buckle
- Ur-Hamlet for Dummies
- Barron’s How to Prepare for the GED
- Shake-speares Haikus (lot of 600 copies ret’d for lack of sales)
- Contested Bill: Who Owes Shakespeare? (UK edition)
Revised Chronology Oxfordian Style (Courtesy of B. J. Rob-bins)
- 1. Romeo and Juliet (1562) (My First Love at 12)
- 2. Hamlet, Part 1 (My Struggle with My Conscience and Her Virginity)
- 3. King Henry VI, Parts 2 and 3 (Margaret the Shrew)
- 4. Titus Andronicus (My Master Taught Me How To Do Battle)
- 5. Merry Wives of Windsor (I Wrote this between Jousting Bouts)
- 6. The Tempest (1591-1603) (I’m Popeye the Sailor Earl)
- 7. Pericles
- 8. Cymbeline
- 9. The Taming of the Shrew (First Comes Marriage)
- 10. King John (My Father, John de Vere, who died on me)
- 11. Much Ado About Nothing (My Nothing Second Marriage)
- 12. King Henry VI, Part 1 (Betrayal like you’ve never seen!!)
- 13. HIV, Part 1 (Falstaff, My Buddy, too much fun with Chimps)
- 14. Othello (“The Love Boat” in de Verean talk)
- 15. Richard the Second (I wrote this after doing battle in France)
- 16. Richard the Third (The Winter of my Distemper)
- 17. Love’s Labour’s Lost (I Wrote this while I was Drunk as a skunk)
- 18. Henry V (Son of Henry U)
- 19. The Merchant of Venice (I borrow money from a Jew to pay my gambling debts)
- 20. The Winter’s Tale (De Vere’s Jealousy at Shared Mistresses)
- 21. Antony and Cleopatra (My Making Love to a Queen)
- [21] Hamlet, Part Two (My Life as a Prince)
- 22. As You Like It (As Liz Likes It)
- 23. Midsummer Night’s Dream (I Never Have to Work)
- 24. King Lear (The Story of My Three Daughters)
- 25. Troilus and Cressida (Cressida, Ne Me Quitte Pas!)
- 26. Henry the VIII (My Dear, Dear Grand Father In Law, Grand Mother’s Head is Rolling on the Floor, and I’m Feeling So Sad)
- 27. Twelfth Night (My Cross-Dressing Life in the Tower of London)
- 28. Macbeth (1602) (I Stab my disrespectful Servant)
- 29. Timon of Athens (Grumpy Ol’ De Vere)
- 30. Comedy of Errors (My Life Story)
- 31. Measure for Measure (I show off my knowledge of the law)
- 32. Henry IV, Part 2 (1602) (After HIV Part 1, and near my end because of Vittorio)
- 33. Coriolanus (The Smell of the Crowd)
- 34. Julius Caesar (Et tu, Burghley?)
- 35. The Two Gentlemen from Verona (Me and Vittorio share a room in Italy)
- 36. All’s Well That Ends Well….(Eddie de Vere wrote the Canon!)