User:Knitwitted

Knitwitted
Website	knitwittings.wordpress.com

Independent Researcher.

Inventory Wm Shakspere taken this 21st June 1616

One chamber pott

One Second best bed

Two Guinea pigs Tuffy and Tinkerbelle

One Kindle

Two cans of Sterno

Fourteen forrest faries

Assorted plays written in Hand D

Two reams Corrasable Bond

Two Avery Hi-liter quills (yelloe and pinck)

One calligraphy You-Can-Learn-How kit with DVD

Ten shares Stratford-upon-Avon common stock (value 3 Euro dollars)

One Columbia University poly/cotton single-knit doublet

One correspondence course Cambridge University - Conversational Latin

Books: Webster’s Dictionary

Encyclopaedia Britannica

Fodor’s Italy on a Shoe-buckle

Ur-Hamlet for Dummies

Barron’s How to Prepare for the GED

Shake-speares Haikus (lot of 600 copies ret’d for lack of sales)

Contested Bill: Who Owes Shakespeare? (UK edition)

Revised Chronology Oxfordian Style (Courtesy of B. J. Rob-bins)

1. Romeo and Juliet (1562) (My First Love at 12)

2. Hamlet, Part 1 (My Struggle with My Conscience and Her Virginity)

3. King Henry VI, Parts 2 and 3 (Margaret the Shrew)

4. Titus Andronicus (My Master Taught Me How To Do Battle)

5. Merry Wives of Windsor (I Wrote this between Jousting Bouts)

6. The Tempest (1591-1603) (I’m Popeye the Sailor Earl)

7. Pericles

8. Cymbeline

9. The Taming of the Shrew (First Comes Marriage)

10. King John (My Father, John de Vere, who died on me)

11. Much Ado About Nothing (My Nothing Second Marriage)

12. King Henry VI, Part 1 (Betrayal like you’ve never seen!!)

13. HIV, Part 1 (Falstaff, My Buddy, too much fun with Chimps)

14. Othello (“The Love Boat” in de Verean talk)

15. Richard the Second (I wrote this after doing battle in France)

16. Richard the Third (The Winter of my Distemper)

17. Love’s Labour’s Lost (I Wrote this while I was Drunk as a skunk)

18. Henry V (Son of Henry U)

19. The Merchant of Venice (I borrow money from a Jew to pay my gambling debts)

20. The Winter’s Tale (De Vere’s Jealousy at Shared Mistresses)

21. Antony and Cleopatra (My Making Love to a Queen)

[21] Hamlet, Part Two (My Life as a Prince)

22. As You Like It (As Liz Likes It)

23. Midsummer Night’s Dream (I Never Have to Work)

24. King Lear (The Story of My Three Daughters)

25. Troilus and Cressida (Cressida, Ne Me Quitte Pas!)

26. Henry the VIII (My Dear, Dear Grand Father In Law, Grand Mother’s Head is Rolling on the Floor, and I’m Feeling So Sad)

27. Twelfth Night (My Cross-Dressing Life in the Tower of London)

28. Macbeth (1602) (I Stab my disrespectful Servant)

29. Timon of Athens (Grumpy Ol’ De Vere)

30. Comedy of Errors (My Life Story)

31. Measure for Measure (I show off my knowledge of the law)

32. Henry IV, Part 2 (1602) (After HIV Part 1, and near my end because of Vittorio)

33. Coriolanus (The Smell of the Crowd)

34. Julius Caesar (Et tu, Burghley?)

35. The Two Gentlemen from Verona (Me and Vittorio share a room in Italy)

36. All’s Well That Ends Well….(Eddie de Vere wrote the Canon!)