User:02barryc/bodytable

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BarryC is a Wikipedian, Uncyclopedian and Aspiring Cabalist who has a knack for creating rubbish user pages.

About me

I, BarryC am British, and live in the North-West. I can speak a few languages badly, and enjoy writing and reading. I came to wikipedia in late 2005, though did not create an account until early 2006. Having done a few edits here and there, I decided that I would prefer to help the communtity rather than the encyclopedia, and thus have become a WP:MEDCAB member. This plan was distracted by the entry of Uncyclopedia into my life, and I am notable only for being active there, having failed in my aspirations to become a respected sysop. Aah well. Hopefully Operation Wikipedia will go better.

Habits

I regretfully contribute using Windows XP - but use Linux on my other compy, FC 3 for those interested. I like fiddiling with computers and am interested in law - I hope to be a barrister in later life. I like all kinds of food, and enjoy rowing.

MEDCAB

For those obsessed with humor and parody, 02barryc/bodytable also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

If you have any need to contact me regarding MEDCAB, please use my talk page, or if you prefer, you can contact me on my email, which I will give out if you ask for it. Remember, MEDCAB is not official nor binding, and we only offer informal mediation, a place to cool off and see both sides of the coin. I can offer advice on any issue if you want it.

This user was a volunteer mediator in the Mediation Cabal before it was closed.

W

This user is a Wikipedian.
This is the only userbox.

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

GB	This user uses British English.

en-∞

This user speaks English at a godlike level.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

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This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script.

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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

nws-3

This user newspeaks goodwise.

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This user can write XML.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

bas

This user can program in BASIC.

language-2

This user is an intermediate language programmer.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

This user's favourite subject is Economics.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

Name

This user's name is BarryC.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

3953

This user is 3953 years old.

This user is male.

This user is proud to be British.

This user is a descendant of King Tutankhamun.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

This user is a politician.

This user is a software engineer.

e^{i\pi \ }

This user is a mathematician.

This user is a linguist.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.

The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

This user has been to the United Nations Headquarters.

This user has already left every hemisphere.

ENTP

This user's MBTI type is ENTP.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.

This user is a Sagittarian.

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This user was born in the year of the Horse.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports recycling.

This user supports public transit.

This user is interested in public transport issues.

This user supports the
use of green energy.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user is interested in politics.

According to the political compass this user is Economic Right (0.38) and Social Libertarian (-1.9).

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user is interested in issues of democracy.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.

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This user believes in Neurotheology.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in the Brights movement.

This user is an empirical agnostic.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.

free

This user is interested in freethought.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!

This user supports the United Nations.

This user supports the European Union.

This user loves Mercedes-Benz

This user loves
Porsche.

User:UBX/User mini

This user operates (or would like to operate) the Ultimate Driving Machine.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user enjoys reading legal thrillers.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

Big Brother is watching this user.

7+1

This user enjoys the Discworld series.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

HDM

This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

C&H

This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

This user likes to read Tintin
comic albums and books about Tintin.

This user likes all of the colors.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.

This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user's IRC nick is BarryC on the server irc.freenode.net .

Web Soon

This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

OWN

This user uses an email account with their own domain name.

BT

This user's Internet service provider is BT Broadband.

F@H

This user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses LimeWire.

P2P

This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user is using a web browser.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

os

This user uses an operating system.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user believes the best use of a PC is as a doorstop.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

IP

This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is dieting.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats salad.

This user loves
donuts.

This user loves pasta.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user eats pears.

This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats sushi.

This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.

This user eats fish.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user loves cake.

This user loves brownies.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks. Period.

This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

This user drinks water.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

This user is a Pizza Hutter.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user is addicted to video games.

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This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user works in and/or appreciates Architecture

This user is interested in law.

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire

This user is interested in the
Middle Ages

This user is interested in the British Empire.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user is an AFOL.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

This user is a swimmer.

This user enjoys snorkeling.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user prefers the metric system.

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

0.{\bar {9}}=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

AP

This user works for Prentiss McCabe.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

BB

This user buys their books from Black Books.

DA

Don't panic!
This user is a fan of Dad's Army.

TDT

This user gets their news from The Day Today, because fact into doubt won't go.

Ted

This user has visited Craggy Island.

FLOWERY TWATS

This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

HIGNFY

This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP

This user has spent time in
Slade Prison.

QI

This user is Quite Interesting.

YM

Are you a fan?
Yes Minister.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

Dr. Who

"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

RD

This user is full of smeg.

007

This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

PRODUCERS

This user keeps it gay!

Needle
Nardle
Noo

This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.

This user reads compact newspapers.

itv

This user is from north-west England and watches ITV Granada.

24

This user knows, when it happens, it happens here.

This user watches Channel 4.

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This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.

FM

This user has an FM radio.

DAB

This user has a DAB digital radio.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user is proud to be one with penguins.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a fish owner.

This user is a guinea pig owner.

This user thinks sheep are cute.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

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This space is for rent.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

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