Warning a pizza face is on the loose. if you see a suspicious lookin spot playing a violin call 077-suck-my-balls. if you come into contact with it you might catch spot-itus. spot monster AKA crater face AKA pizza face AKA coatesy is dangerous when angry as it might touch you and disease you. if you smell a foul odour run for you life before it gets you next. dispose of all salami based food products imdeiately as he it is atracted to them.