The Last Melon

Hello, Last Melon. Remember me? I'm back to haunt your miserable little wikipedia page... thing. Haha! Oh well, the novelty seems to have worn off.

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Wikipedia:Babel enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. Search user languages	CAThis user uses Canadian English spelling.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.	AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.	This user is a checkers player.
This user settled Catan.	This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)	This user plays Risk.
S1This user is a Scrabble player.	This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
AYBThis user knows that "all your base are belong to us."	This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
XThis user plays the Xbox.

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.	AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
This user uses Windows XP.	This user contributes using a PC.

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.	{{Wiki}}This user is just starting to learn to write in the MediaWiki language.
This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.	CUVThis user is dedicated to cleaning up vandalism.
This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.	This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user plays the oboe.	Template:User honky tonky
This user loves userboxes.	LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.