Clarence (Wonder Showzen)

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Clarence is a funny sounding puppet from the television show Wonder Showzen. His character may be loosely influenced by Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, in which he has a knack for really getting into fights and arguments with the many people of New York City. His videos include him talking to the people of New York City, constantly trying to push them over the edge. His rants are continuous as he repeats everything the other person says. He also asks or says very random questions or comments to people. There is typically one Clarence movie per episode. One possible exception is the 1st season episode "Patience", which features a lengthy film in the 1st half of the episode of Clarence asking people to look into the camera and say "Kids, it's important to be patient", and repeatedly interrupting them. In the new second half of the episode, titled "Speed", there is a short clip of a Clarence movie, depicting Clarence asking a toothless mason "What do you eat?". The entirety of the second season finale was dedicated to him as he asked New Yorkers to make compelling television , before "commiting suicide" at the conclusion, being thrown from a helicopter into the depths of the ocean.

This puppet is voiced by Vernon Chatman.

Memorable Quotes

  • "You can spend eternity with me, talkin' 'bout Jesus!"
  • "Yea, say it like that. Say scrammy booyay."
  • "Ok, now you want me to number two in your mouth?"
  • "Do you ever get mad when people try to bite you in your nuggets?"
  • "Whatsamattayouface?"
  • "All right, say something about free speech." [Interupts the person repeatedly] "Good, now say something about free speech."
  • "The camera's off. What do you really think about the Jews?" [Person responds that the Jews have their own police] "Good, we got all that? Time to give it to the Jew police!"
  • "What's private space?" [While rubbing against a person's face]
  • "Can I have a free nanner!?" (Screeching at an Asian man)
  • (In the second season finale): "Do you notice how you're being magnetically attracted towards the camera while verbally attempting to repel?"
  • "Please Sir, I'm begging you, get your face away from my camera... you're breaking the camera!"