User:Kalmbach

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This user lives in or hails from Chicago.	This user does not smoke.	This user is a Lego enthusiast
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!	This user enjoys singing.	This user is a railfan.
This user is a model railroad enthusiast.	This user enjoys photography.	Do not come to this user while wearing a tinfoil hat.
This user takes public transport.	This user loves the Winter.	This user loves to read.
æThis user HATES Encyclopædia Dramatica.	H This user is a member of the History Channel.	vandalsThis user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free.
wiki-1This user is a beginning Wikipedia editor.		This editor is a WikiGnome.
This editor is a Signator and is entitled to display this Scroll of Signatures.	This editor is a Novice Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.	This editor is a Burba and is entitled to display this First Book of Wikipedia.
This user is thankful that the good guys won the Civil War †	This user finds censorship offensive.	This user likes to watch Adult Swim.
CThis user watches The Colbert Report.	TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.	This user is of multiple ancestries.
MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!	This user believes in the separation of church and state.	This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.	This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.	STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	VBGo Team Venture! This user is a fan of the Venture Bros. series.	BS-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.
This user's favourite animal is the Snow Leopard	This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.	This user is a member of the Guild of Copy Editors.