Lt. Fairfax

RAF Flight Lt. Fairfax is a fictional character in the BBC sitcom 'Allo 'Allo!, which ran from 1982 to 1992. He was played by the actor John D. Collins.

He and his partner were shot down on a plane one episode. They later were found by the Ressistance and they forced the owner of cafe Rene (Rene) to keep them in hiding. They usually hide in a secret compartment under the bar or in a wardrobe in Rene's mother-in-laws bedroom. It was under the bed of Rene's mother-in-law's bed (much to her disliking) that the Pilots hid a wirless rado and the bed knobs would flash when there was a signal. Usually when there hidin place would open they would say in a very english accent 'Hello!' and then they would even answer the wirless or do whatever else they needed to do.

Many attempts by the Ressistance to get the Pilots back to England never worked so they remained in hiding throughout the entire show. The most funny part of them is that they can't speak English so there common Phrase was "What did he/she say?" They could only communicate with Michelle of the Ressistance who can speak fluent English. Another was there bizzare frech disquise involving them draped in garlic. They eventually realised when cycling though the street one Episode that they were driving on the wrong side of the road! They made a breif appearence in 'The Return of 'Allo 'Allo'