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Various Quotes
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." -Winston Churchill
If you start out depressed, everything is a pleasant surprise.
"There is a reason why most clowns have red hair; it's called hate."
"Whoever said cats always land on their feet wasn't throwing them right."
"So then, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath; for the wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God." James 1:19-20
"Stupidity has a habit of getting its way."
"There are few pleasures greater than watching an old friend falling off a roof." -Confucius
In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, love.
"If you start out depressed, everything is a pleasant surprise."
"My love for you is like pi. It is endless, irrational, and cannot be shown in fractional form."
in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.
Other
Facts: -Ninjas are mammals. -Ninjas fight ALL the time. -The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.
So Michael J. Fox and Muhammed Ali are playing Jenga...