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It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Created byJimmy Perry and David Croft
StarringWindsor Davies
Michael Bates
Melvyn Hayes
Don Estelle
Donald Hewlett
Michael Knowles
Opening themeMeet the Gang
Ending themeLand of Hope and Glory
Country of originUK
No. of episodes56
Production
Running time30 minutes
Original release
NetworkBBC
Release3rd January 1974 –
3rd September 1981

It Ain't Half Hot Mum was a British sitcom about the adventures of a Royal Artillery Concert Party, broadcast between 1974 and 1981, and written by Jimmy Perry and David Croft, the creators of Dad's Army. It was set in British India and Burma, towards the end of the Second World War.

Situation

The first four series of It Ain't Half Hot Mum were set at the Royal Artillery Depot Deolali, a place where British soldiers stayed before being posted up the jungle. The Royal Artillery Concert Party, consisting of several soldiers who would rather sing, dance and dress up as women than fight, are stationed permanently in Deolali to keep the troops entertained. In the first episode of the fifth series, the concert party are posted up the jungle, and from then on It Ain't Half Hot Mum is set in Tin Min,Burma, close to the front line.

The scenario of the series is similar to the Peter Nichols play and film Privates on Parade, Deolali is pronounced "doolally"; this is widely believed to be a pun on the term for insanity, but it is in fact a real place and actually the source of the term.

Some people have perceived the casting of a white actor, Michael Bates, as the Indian Bearer Rangi Ram as an example of the crude racial characterisation known as blackface. This may have resulted in the programme being repeated infrequently on British television. In fact Michael Bates was born in India, and spoke Hindustani before learning English. Strange as it may seem now, in 1970s Britain he was the only experienced actor available who was both fluent in several Indian languages and familiar with Indian culture. His make up, costume and characterisation can be interpreted as comic-realism rather than crude stereotyping.

Cast

Character Actor Catchphrase
Battery Sergeant Major 'Shut Up' Williams Windsor Davies "Shut up!" / "You is a bunch of poofs." / "Mr la-di-dah Gunner Graham" / "Lovely Boy" / "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind"
Bearer Rangi Ram Michael Bates "Oh, blimey!" / "Oh, my godfathers!" / "There is an old Hindu proverb which say..." / "We British... / These damn natives..."
Gunner/Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont Melvyn Hayes "I'm a sensitive artist! How am I supposed to live in this green hell?! I can't stand it! My nerves won't stand it!"
Gunner 'Lofty' Harold Sugden Don Estelle "Yes, Sergeant Major."
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Reynolds Donald Hewlett "Don't be such a silly arse, Ashwood." / "Oh, Daphne!" / "(I shan't forget this), Gunner...er..."
Captain Jonathan Tarquin Ashwood Michael Knowles "Oh, I am sorry, I am a fool." / "Carry on, chaps."/ "I'm afraid that's rather a tricky one, sir."
Gunner 'Parky' Nigel Parkins Christopher Mitchell "It ain't half hot, mum."
Gunner 'Paderewski' Jonathan Graham John Clegg "Oh well, bang goes that theory."
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh Stuart McGugan "Drinks a lot, does he?"
Char Wallah Muhammed Dino Shafeek "Char wallah, garam chai..."
Punkah Wallah Rumzan Babar Bhatti Always speaks Urdu and adds a few English words at the end, like "...one of those days!"
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark Kenneth MacDonald
Gunner 'Nosher' Evans Mike Kinsey "It's good grub!"
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons George Layton
Ah Syn, the Chinese cook Andy Ho

The main recurring characters in the series.

Sergeant Major Tudor Brynne "Shut Up" Williams, is the only real, professional soldier among the concert party and its Officers. He is somewhat bigoted in his views, making every effort to bully the Indian camp staff and remind everyone of English supremacy in India. He seems to have only one goal in life, namely to get his soldiers posted up the jungle as fast as he can. He is disgusted by the fact that his soldiers prance about on the stage wearing dresses and make-up all the time, and frequently calls them a "bunch of poofs". He dislikes all members of the concert party equally, but has a particular loathing for Gunner "Lah-De-Dah" Graham, owing to his university education, although Williams will praise Graham for it if it serves his purposes.

Rangi Ram, the concert party's native bearer, is very proud to be of service to the army. He feels so connected to them that he often talks about "we British". The Sergeant Major shouts at him more than at anyone else, but Rangi is also the one he confides in when he wants to talk about problems. Rangi often provides the audience with an "old Hindu proverb" at the end of the episode, such as "There is an old Hindu proverb which say that house with red lamp over door is not always headquarters of Communist Party". He is a particularly devious individual, who can often manipulate the situation for his own ends (usually money), and although often displays that he considers himself British, will show very divided loyalty when his Indian aspect is under threat - when asked to burn the Indian flag by he Sergeant Major, he refused.

Gunner (and later Bombardier) 'Gloria' Beaumont is a very effeminate person who cannot handle the violence, heat and mosquitoes of army life in India too well. He considers himself an artiste, and doesn't believe he should be in the Army, often trying to emphasize his show-business angle and ignore the "soldier" parts of his job. He has a passion for showbusiness and always dresses up as famous filmstars during the concert party shows, especially as Ginger Rogers.

Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden is a soldier whose appearance can be summarized by means of quoting the Sergeant Major: "Is it a mushroom? No. Is it a soldier? No. It's Gunner Sugden." Lofty is the tiny, rotund lead singer of the concert party, and has an amazing tenor voice which even the Sergeant Major cannot resist when he sings. Unfortunately, he is always picked out by the Sergeant Major as a "volunteer" when there is a particularly nasty or dangerous task to be carried out.

Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Reynolds is the leader of the concert party and enjoys their shows immensely. He thinks army life in India is very hard, while all he does is sit around sipping pink gin and dining with the elite. He is having an affair with Daphne Waddilove-Evans, whose husband, Major Waddilove-Evans, has left for the Punjab. He is the stereotypical British Army Officer, very stiff upper lip and prim and proper. Captain Ashwood's utter stupidity does occasionally infuriate him, but he is effectively good-natured and tries to avoid leaving the easy life he has at any cost.

Captain Jonathan Ashwood is an even bigger fan of the concert party than Colonel Reynolds, especially when they dress up as girls. He is not very bright, and often unknowingly ruins other people's plans, especially the Sergeant Major's. He occasionally writes skits for the concert party, which they reluctantly accept, as they are, on the whole, absolutely awful. He has absolutely no military bearing in him, which makes it very easy for the Sergeant Major and the others to manipulate him into using his authority to achieve their own ends.

Gunner 'Parky' Parkins is the youngest member of the concert party and has tried everything to become part of them, including being a ventriloquist, comedian, and singer, although he is very clumsy and never does anything right. The Sergeant Major has reason to believe that Parkins is his son, which is why he treats him much better than he treats the others, and keeps telling him he has "a fine pair of shoulders". Parkins references the show's title in the first ever episode when he signs off a letter to his mother with the words "I've been in India now two weeks, and it ain't half hot, Mum."

Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham is the concert party's pianist. He has a university degree in English literature and is very smart, speaking with a very upper class accent, which is why the Sergeant Major always mockingly repeats what he says. Graham often has difficult and ingenious plans to solve the concert party's problems, but these plans never seem to work and often result in his saying "oh well, bang goes that theory". The others (even the Sergeant Major and the Officers) often rely on his intelligence to get them out of awkward situations.

Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh does the strong man act in the show, which involves tearing telephone directories in half. He is rather short-tempered, especially when Beaumont calls him a "great, big, butch, hairy haggis". He is very masculine, and is a bit of a contradiction to what Beaumont thinks is right for the concert party. Nevertheless, Mackintosh always tries his best and copes with what is given to him.

Muhammed the char wallah walks around the camp all day, selling tea from his kettle. We can also hear him sing the musical interruptions between the scenes, which are mostly popular American hits, accompanied by a sitar. At the end of the credits he starts to sing "Land of hope and Glory" only to be interrupted by the Sergeant-major shouting "SHUTUPPP!!!". He became the bearer when Rangi Ram left the series (Michael Bates died after Series 6).

Rumzan the punkah wallah always sits outside the officers' quarters, pulling a string that is attached to a large fan indoors. He comments on everything in Urdu, and always adds a few words in English at the end. Rangi often tells him to "sit up straight while you are punkah-ing" and not to "be such Clever Dickie". He is far more intelligent than the others give him credit, and much of what he observes early on is often borne out in the end, but no-one notices.

Gunner 'Nobby' Clark does a whistling act in the show, and can do excellent bird impersonation. He is not particularly clever, and often makes nonsense comments or observations about situations they find themselves in.

Gunner 'Nosher' Evans does a paper tearing act. He is always eating something (and once stayed on punishment in the Canteen four hours after he was relieved as he was enjoying himself) resulting in him spraying the contents of his mouth all around him when he speaks.

Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons is a Jewish showbizz man who always plays the male leads in the concert party's shows and is also the party's producer. He is a very intelligent individual and often has some sort of devious plot to avoid being posted or getting one over on the Sergeant Major. He left at the end of Series 2 when his National Service was over and he was demobbed back to Britain.

Series and Episodes

It Ain't Half Hot Mum Made Episodes between 1974 and 1981 but took a brake in 1979.

Series 1 to Series 4 Took Place in Royal Artillery Depot Deolali, British India

Series 5 to Series 8 Took Place in Tin Min, Burma

All Episodes are 30 Minutes

The Episodes A Star is Born and It's a Wise Child Were Lost One Time but were found in 1988 in Australia but on a VHS Tape

Series 1 (1974)

1. Meet the Gang (03/01/1974)

Guest Starring

Ashwin Patel as Rickshaw Wallah

Nick Zaran as Inspector Singh

2. My Lovely Boy (10/01/1974)

3. Mutiny of the Punka-Wallahs (17/01/1974)

Guest Starring

[[Nick Zaran as Inspector Singh

4. A Star is Born (24/01/1974) Lost

5. The Jungle Patrol (31/01/1974)

Guest Starring

Geoffrey Lumsden as District Commissioner Hope Thompson

Mohammad Shamsi as Game Warden

6. It’s a Wise Child (07/02/1974) Lost

Guest Starring

Renu Setna as Clerk

7. The Road to Bannu (14/02/1974)

Guest Starring

Rafiq Anwar as Chief Tribesman

Ishaq Bux as Stationmaster

Zohra Segal as Rangi's Mother-in-Law

Bob Babenia

Ahmed Khalil

Jagdish Kumar

Rangit Nakara

Ashwin Patel

Rudolf Ramillo

Geronimo Sehmi

8. The Inspector Calls (21/02/1974)

Guest Starring

Jeffrey Segal as the General

Produced and Directed by David Croft

Series 2 (1975)

1. Showing the Flag (02/01/1975)

2. Down in the Jungle (09/01/1975)

3. The Natives Are Revolting (16/01/1975)

4. Cabaret Time (23/01/1975)

5. The Curse of the Sadhu (30/01/1975)

6. Forbidden Fruits (06/02/1975)

7. Has Any On Seen My Cobra? (13/02/1975)

8. The Night of the Thugs (20/02/1975)

Produced and Directed by David Croft

Series 3 (1976)

1. The Supremo Show (02/01/1976)

2. Mind My Maharajah (09/01/1976)

3. Bang Goes the Maharajah (16/01/1976)

4. The Grand Illusion (23/01/1976)

5. Pale Hands I Love (30/01/1976)

6. Don’t Take the Mickey (06/02/1976)

Produced and Directed by Graeme Muir

Series 4 (1976)

1. Monsoon Madness (02/11/1976)

2. Kidnapped in the Khyber (09/11/1976)

3. A Fate Worse Than Death (16/11/1976)

4. Ticket to Blighty (23/11/1976)

5. Lofty’s Little Friend (30/11/1976)

6. Fight to Jawani (07/12/1976)

7. We Are Not Amused (14/12/1976)

8. Twenty-One Today (28/12/1976)

Produced and Directed by David Croft (Episodes 4 and 8)

Produced by David Croft, Directed by Bob Spiers (Episodes 1-3, 5-7)


Series 5 (1977)

1. Front Line Entertainers (25/10/1977)

Guest Starring

Edmund Pegge as the Australian Colonel

Peter Cartwright as Okker

2. Bridge Over the River Hipong (01/11/1977)

Guest Starring

Mohammed Shamsi as Doctor Rahn

3. The Pay Off (08/11/1977)

Guest Starring

Gorden Kaye as the Burly Soldier

Burt Kwouk as Me Thant

Norman Mitchell as Captain Owen

4. Puddings From Heaven (15/11/1977)

Guest Starring

Ishaq Bux as Indian Trader

Jonathan Cecil as Major Nangle

Robert Gillespie as Captain Bishop/Private Murphy

James Taylor as Military Police Captain

5. The Superstar (22/11/1977)

Guest Starring

Jeffrey Holland as Aircraftsman Ormanroyd

Tim Barrett as Pilot Officer Digby

6. The Eternal Quadrangle (29/11/1977)

Guest Starring

Fiesta Mei Ling as Thin Yu

John A. Tinn as Head Man


Produced and Directed by David Croft (Episodes 1 and 6)

Produced by David Croft, Directed by Ray Butt (Episodes 2-5)

Series 6 (1978)

1. The Stars Look Down (23/10/1978)

2. The Big League (30/10/1978)

3. The Great Payroll Snatch (06/11/1978)

4. The Dhobi Wallahs (20/11/1978)

5. Lead Kindly Light (27/11/1978)

6. Holidays at Home (11/12/1978)

7. Caught Short (18/12/1978)

Produced by David Croft, Directed by Phil Bishop

Series 7 (1980)

1. That's Entertainment? (17/10/1980)

2. The Guinea Pigs (24/10/1980)

3. Dog in the Manger (31/10/1980)

4. The Great Broadcast (07/11/1980)

5. Class of 1945 (14/11/1980)

6. Star Commandos (21/11/1980)

Produced by David Croft, Directed by John Kilby

Series 8 (1981)

1. Gloria's Finest Hour (23/07/1981)

2. Money Talks (30/07/1981)

3. Aquastars (06/08/1981)

4. The Last Warrior (13/08/1981)

5. Never the Twain Shall Meet (20/08/1981)

6. The Long Road Home (27/08/1981)

7. The Last Roll Call (03/09/1981)

Produced by David Croft, Directed by John Kilby


DVD releases

Series 1 to Series 5 have been released DVD region code 2 by Cinema Club

but Series 6 as been delayed about 6 or 7 Times but here's a list of the DVD releases and dates of release

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Series 1 (CCTV 30213) 05/09/2005

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Series 2 (CCTV 30227) 10/10/2005

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Series 3 (CCTV 30269) 13/02/2006

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Series 4 (CCTV 30295) 01/05/2006

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Series 5 (CCTV 30328) 31/07/2006

It Ain't Half Hot Mum The Complete Boxset (Series 1-Series 4) (CCTV 30532) 31/10/2006

Songs

Because It Ain't Half Hot Mum was a sitcom about a concert party, many old music hall, musical and traditional songs were performed by the actors, including:

Urdu Glossary

Urdu English
aana to come
achchha good, okay
anna Indian coin, one sixteenth of a rupee
bahot many
chai tea
chapaati bread
charpai bed
chatti earthen pot
chitty note
dhobi laundry
dhoti loincloth
garam warm
idhar here
idhar aa'o! come here!
jaana to go
jaa'o! go!
jaldi quickly
kharaab bad
maloom clear
paagal pani alcohol ('mad water')
pani water
pankhaa fan
pyaalah bowl
rupee Indian coin
salaam hello
thand cold
theek hay okay
wallah -man (suffix)
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