Sexual slang
Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.
Introduction
In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.
Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.
The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.
Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.
Body parts
Penis
cock, dick, dong, johnson, john-thomas, meat, shaft, tool, wood, woody, wang, willie, rod, peeter, percy, prick, manmeat, schlong, todger, old fellow, pecker, snopp, arrow, boner, mushroom cap, blue-veined microphone, one-eyed monster, presidential staff, trouser trout, love snake, warrior of love, stick, member, lad (Irish), pork sword, bishop in a turtleneck, crank, scepter, purple-headed yogurt slinger, pedro, stanley (the power tool), wiener, pork hammer, hog or hawg, plum (of the head only), knob, chode, bone, trouser snake, unit, clyde
Testicles
balls, family jewels, knackers, plums
Also "plum smuggling" a colloquial term used to describe a male wearing overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis/ testicles to be seen in outline.
Breasts
jugs, hooters, melons, fun-bags, tits, guns, rack, meat puppets, boobs, knockers, headlights, cans, ta-tas, honkers, baps, bristols, sweater meat
Vagina
pussy, cunt, twat, gap, muff, beaver, tuna, snapper, clam, gash, coochie, snatch, poon, fanny (British English; in the US, a non-obscene word for posterior), poontang, coot, slit, sweet spot, Rug, wisker biscut, tweety bird, punani, pink taco, furburger, meat curtains, bearded clam, winky, sausage walle, box
Posterior
bum, ass or arse, rump, behind, rear end, fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina and is vulgar), kaboose, pooper, bung, back, tush, booty, batty, butt
Anus
crack, asshole or arsehole, bunghole, brown eye, poop chute, buttery cornhole, nether region, chocolate starfish, balloon knot
Foreplay
petting, make out, get it on, feel up, necking, reaching second base (of three), touch up, get off (with)
Kissing
song, tonsil-tennis, snogging, pashing, making out, sucking face, smooching
Oral Sex
General
go down, eat him/her/it (out), go south
Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)
wet-velveting, carpet munching, muff diving, mustache ride, lick-out, eat out, pearl diving, giving head, chawing box, tipping the velvet
Fellatio (Oral sex on male)
giving head, sucking cock, blow, suck off, blowjob, slobbing the knob, waxing the lance, slurping the bishop, tonsil exam, shine, fluff, eat, Smoking the pole
Foreplay
petting, make out, get it on, feel up, necking, reaching second base (of three), touch up, get off (with)
Anal Intercourse
taking it up the poopchute, going in the out door, dancing with bubba, fudgepacking, butt fuck, butt sex, riding the Hershey highway, shit packing, spooning, taking it up the ass
Semen (Ejaculation)
gentlemen's relish, number 3, load, spew, donut glaze, cum, spunk, jizz, gizzum, seed, cream, hot man mustard, squirt, goo, spunk, splooge, love juice, man cream
Masturbation
male
yanking the crank, jacking off, jerking off, choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking (off), whacking off, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, polishing the helmet, strokin' the pole, shaking hands with the sheriff, fucking off, beating the meat, frigging (off), doing the shandy shuffle, playing tug-of-war with cyclops, crack one off
female
diddling, fingering, fingerfucking, frigging (off), jilling off
Homosexuality
Male
(many terms derogatory, unless used by homosexual men about themselves): gay, queer, poof, fag, faggot, queen, shitshover, shirt-lifter
Lesbian
(derogatory, unless used by homosexual women about themselves): dyke, rugmunchers
Prostitute
promiscuous woman, slut, sex worker, call girl, white slave, model, escort, masseuse, tart, pro, moll, brass nail, tom, woman on the game, working girl, member of the oldest profession, tramp, floozie, scrubber, slapper, slag tart, hooker, prossie, brass, hooker, ho, hooker, hustler, roundheel; dated streetwalker, woman of the streets, lady/woman of the night, scarlet woman, fallen woman, woman of easy virtue, cocotte, wanton, loose woman, courtesan, strumpet, harlot, trollop, woman of ill repute, lady of pleasure, Cyprian, doxy, drab, wench (also used for any lower- class woman, e.g. "serving wench"), quean, trull.
Venereal Disease
clap, pox, (to catch) a dose, crotch rot
Pedophilia
forbidden fruit, kiddie- fiddler, spring chicken