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THE 4-TIMES A WEEK ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH
One fine, sunny day in Wikipedia land...
Article: Oh no! I am full of wrong facts, bad grammar, and horrible use of words! Somebody please edit me.
Capt. Crunch: I will help you, ugly article!
Article: Crunch-a-tize me, capt'n!!
5 minutes later...
Article: Yay! I am no longer hideous. Thanks, capt'n!
Capt. Crunch: If anything goes wrong again, just give me a call and i'll be there to the rescue!
flies away*
Article: He's so dreamy...
THE END
(my idol)