Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Both a South Park episode and a CD, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is a collection of comic holiday songs featuring the characters of South Park.
The Episode
The episode version of "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is episode 315 of South Park, and originally aired December 1, 1999. It features Mr. Hankey, the lovable Christmas feces, as the host; he sat by the fire in his sewer home and introduced shorts featuring very unusual Christmas carols.
The list of songs from the episode is as follows:
- Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
- Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
- O Tannenbaum *
- Christmas Time In Hell *
- Carol of the Bells
- O Holy Night
- Merry Fucking Christmas
- I Saw Three Ships
- Let It Snow (and other songs)
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas **
The CD
The CD, based on the episode, features more songs than the show. They are as follows:
- Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
- Merry Fucking Christmas
- O Holy Night
- Dead, Dead, Dead
- Carol of the Bells
- The Lonely Jew On Christmas
- I Saw Three Ships
- It Happened In Sun Valley
- O Tannenbaum *
- Christmas Time In Hell *
- What The Hell Child Is This?
- Santa Claus Is On His Way
- Swiss Colony Beef Log
- Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
- Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
- The Most Offensive Song Ever
- We Three Kings
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas **
Footnotes
Though listed this way, "O Tannenbaum" and "Christmas Time in Hell" are basically two parts of one song. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is sung in the original version, by the South Park cast, without any changed lyrics.