User:Attackoftheshow
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Your Six Items for Attack of the Show! (8/16)
- Viking ship built with 15 million ice cream sticks
- PSP Firmware Review
- CKY Alliance
- [http://www.hackr.org/ Be A Hackr
Your Attack of the Show! 30 Second Skit
Would you like to see the other options? See the HISTORY page! (you can use the "history" tab above) You'll love it; it's just like the Forums! For example, see [[User:http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Attackoftheshow&oldid=21114414] or Mebesquee's idea. The history page also has important comments.
The following idea has potential, but it needs to be "cleaned up"
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Scene starts with a grainy black and white film showing Kevin in an old gangster suit from the 20's. He is sitting in a bar drinking a hard liquor of some sort and is all alone.
KEVIN: (inner monolouge) If I could go back to that day, I would have given it all up for her.
FLASHBACK to "that day", still black and white, not grainy, we see kevin (from a view seeing his face) sitting with a controller in his hand. he is obviosly playing a video game because we seem him grinning, moving his thumbs to press the buttons, and see the glow of the screen on his face.
KEVIN: (this time he actually speaks) ok, all I have to do is kill one more zombie(furiously plays the game) HA! I did it!!!
we then hear from the tv the voice of a female from the game
FEMALE: thank you, you saved me from the zombies, i am yours forever.
GAME NARRATOR: press "a" to initiate hot tea minigame
at this moment, we see kevin's thumb about to press with anticipation of the upcoming minigame filled with sex, when suddenly his "girlfriend" enters the room and unplugs the video game, making the glow disappear
KEVIN: NO!! I was just about to...beat the game(in a questioning voice because he didnt want to say "have sex with a game character)!
GIRLFRIEND: come on Kevin, we're going to be LATE
KEVIN: (in a huff and upset) ok let's go...
back to kevin in the bar, and grainy again.
KEVIN: (back to inner monologue) never again had I unlocked the hot tea minigame... if only I had made later reservations...
(/end scene)
Set up a four person wide Slip 'n Slide. Have a race between KP, Brendan, Sarah, and whoever's guest hosting. Have the end filled with pudding.
- the Artimus Naugin Special