User:Attackoftheshow

Welcome to the Attack of the Show user page!

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We're going to use this space for a little experiment. Today, our guest will be Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia. For those who don't know, Wikipedia is the publicly-editable online encyclopedia (this site). To mark the occasion, we're going to let you, the viewer, edit today's show (Tuesday, August 16th) through our Wikipedia User Page. Bow to the cow!

Who would win in a fight?
Kevin Pereira or Kevin Rose?
Kevin Pereira or a Mad Cow?
Seanbaby or Jack Thompson?
Sarah Lane or Kate Botello?
Leo Laporte or Brendan Moran??
There we can compromise, we each get our plug.yay
Taking bets.... NOW!!!

This is your chance to decide what actually goes into our show.

You'll choose the items that we'll talk about at the top of our show. But that's not all. You also have the opportunity to write a script for a 30 second skit that we'll create for an upcoming show.

Make sure that you don't suggest something on the page that we've already done AND if our legal department has a problem with your suggestion, no one cares.
Plug website here: immy.textamerica.com, sarahlane.textamerica.com, kgibby.textamerica.com You have until 6pm Pacific time today (Tuesday, Aug. 16th) to get your links and scripts in, so get going.

Bow to the cow!

List of 6 (Top 6 Ideas for AOTS Episode)

A roundup of the latest interesting things that popped up on the net within the last 24 hours.
All items are brand spanking new.' Please Do Not advertise your website here

Honorable Mention

3D sidewalk artist Older Than 24 Hours
Jack Thompson tries to dismantle the ESRB

a good my space profile make this kid on your friend list www.myspace.com/dave789

To all of those advertising your stupid web sites: QUIT IT! Nobody wants to go to Jeskid TV, Red Vs. Blue, Superman Returns or Debbie Does Dallas. These have nothing to do with the last 24 hours, and are just plain pointless. kthnx. Thanks for the Support to stop spamming :) !!!

And yeah, nobody cares about the Harry Potter spoiler. We've all already heard it. So stop wasting your time.also check a good my space profile make this kid on your friend list www.myspace.com/dave789 make him more popular than tom.

The Final Product: THE 30 Second Skit

           30 SECONDS ONLY PLEASE

Top 3 Winners

Here are the top 3 So Far, Please Edit and Pick one of them for The Best Script:

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Link: You have awakened me from my 800 year rest..."

Intern #1: But Zelda was released in 1987-"

Link: Silence! Now, because you have awoken me, you will be premitted 1 wish each."

Intern #2: I wish was immune to being Homerowed!"

-A magical sound is placed here as Link waves his sword over Intern #2.- Link: It is done. And you?"

Intern #1: I don't know... the only thing I could ever really wish for is..."

-a sortof flash back/dream like sequence plays out where kevin is facing the camera (intern #1) and as he says his name Prepares to lick him. Suddenly Intern #1 is Snapped out of his Dream By Intern #2. The scene has returned to him blowing on the console, only now his lips are shut in the console door.-

Intern #2: Dude, I know you love gaming.... but... c'mon!

2. Screen opens with Happy Tree Friends intro theme medley Show set setting

  Sarah:Drinking smoothie standing at gems presentation

desk Kevin:Walks over from right and casually greets Sarah,Sarah offers Kevin a cup of 'hot coffee' while attempting to give him the 'coffee' ,Sarah accidentally spills her smoothie on Kevin's face and upper shirt Kevin-Face frozen by the smoothie,Kevin covers his eyes and feels around with his other hand Sarah is surprised,watching him Kevin knocks over labtop unto Sarah's foot, Sarah-crouches,shouting obscenities(bleeped), takes off her shoe,clutching her foot,loses balance and the shoe hits Kevin in the head as she trips over Kevin falls,screen starts to close(similiar to happy tree friends closing)focusing on the coffee mug

               Skit end scene.

3. Kevin at computer speaking while typing on wikipedia.... Kevin: Kev..in... Land! ((Laughing)) Brilliant! ((Grabs framed photograph of AOTS bot off desk, cuddles it and starts crying a little.)) 1

AOTS meeting room.... Boss: So any ideas for tomorrows open? Person 1: I was thinking Office Jesus goes... Person 2: Ugh not Office Jesus again. Person 1: What if Drunk Vader and Office Jesus are on a boat Person 3: This job is hard. *throws down pencil* Boss: There's gotta be an easier way. Office Jesus ((completing rubix cube)): Why not have the viewers write the show for you. Everyone: ((Dumbfounded)) Boss: Sounds like a good idea. Kevin you have the day off! Now let's all get started on those Kevin Land blueprints. ((Kevin walks out of meeting smugly)) ((Everyone gets to work on Kevin Land))

Sarah at computer speaking while typing on wikipedia... Sarah: Mar-ga-rit-as. Excellent. ((Grabs a drink out of her desk drawer and starts sipping it while making sure nobody sees her.))

AOTS meeting room again... Person 3: This job is hard. *throws down pencil* Boss: There's gotta be an easier way. Office Jesus: Why not have the viewers write the show for you. Everyone: ((Dumbfounded)) Boss: Sounds good to me. Oh and Kevin "megaphone this?" you're fired! ((Kevin looks sad)) Well everyone you have the day off. Let's get wasted! ((Everyone else is happy especially Sarah))

///PREMISE -- Wiki edits control reality like a mirror looking inside of a mirror. Kevin tries to use wiki to his benefit, but in the end Sarah gets the last laugh. Office Jesus plays with either a.) Rubix Cube b.) Speak and Spell c.) Simon. AOTS bot makes cameo in photo. Kevin Land begins construction. -C8M

4th entree Yell RANGER_DANGER for 30 seconds (or less)...

Spiffy is currently in disbelief that they would choose something NOT making fun of Jack Thompson... lol and that cat dancing thing was hilarious

Hey mom!

I love you Kevin!!!-Sara B.

Connor is teh pwns!