User:Rubyalmqvist

Ruby 'Vikki' Almqvist is British-Swedish Musician and renowned 'groupie'.

Early Life

Ruby was born in Fagersta, Sweden, to parents unknown, though it is known she is the sister of Pelle Almqvist and Nicholaus Arson, members of the renowned Swedish punk outfit The Hives.

To escape allegations of raping her brother Pelle, Ruby was relocated to Middlesbrough at the age of 14, and given the name 'Vikki' to protect her brother and any women associated with him. She soon lost interest in The Hives and her brother, and settled down to a quiet, but boring life as a student.

Music

At age 15, Ruby started playing the Bass Guitar, going against the wishes of her adoptive parents, who just wished for a quiet life, and soon her interest in The Hives, and her brother was rekindled, as she spent day after day locked in her bedroom with nothing but her Hives CDs, a bass guitar, a picture of her brother and a dildo.

After emerging from her room a year later, fully versed in the ways of the Bass, she decided to try and re-establish contact with her estranged brother.

Contact

Ruby sent her brother a message by carrier pigeon, suggesting they meet up and reminding him how much he had enjoyed her raping him.

She is still waiting for a response, but spends her time waiting for it having fun and practising her 'groupie' skills with her (only) friend Dan

Death

Ruby died on Sunday 18th May 2008 through natural causes. She is to be buried in Sweden.