User:LordRavana
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This is our calling! This is why we were fabricated!
— Moderators, on Ravana
Hehehehehehe... *ban*
— Moderators, on drugs
Mmmmmm...yeah...more...
— Moderators, on porn
Bunch of freaking killjoys...grr
— Ravana, on moderators
I'd tap that
— Ravana, on female moderators
wtf?
— Reader, on previous quote
The Origins of the Ravana-verse
A Ravana is a very powerful creature from deep space.
They have a high defence statistic, although move much more slowly compared to other creatures.
They are usually hunted buy humans for training, as they are very difficult to kill. Only the most powerful hunters will be able to defeat the more evolved forms of the Ravana. As a saftey precation, Ravanas usually move in groups of nine, in a 3x3 formation.
The Personality of the Ravana
LordRavana, who is also known as Ravana in certain regions, is known by his fellow forum-goers as a perverted freak of nature, who repetedly makes distasteful sexually based comments.
LordRavana, who is also known as Ravana in certain regions, is known by himself as the most hilarious poster on said forum(s), who makes the best sexually-based jokes EVER.
He also hates those little shits known also as moderators. Who try to prevent him commiting acts of great 'humour'.
Anatomy of the Ravana
Ravanas have very large and sharp teeth, and are known to bite.
Handle with care!
They also have no legs or feet. They hover.
Military Actions
Attempted Fort Knox Robbery
| Unavaliable Unavaliable | |
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Date | Unknown |
| Location | Fort Knox, USA |
| Result | Ravanian retreat, heavy American troop loss. |
| Belligerents | |
| Royal Ravanian Army | Attacker |
| SN Army Corps | Defender |
| Commanders | |
| RRA | LordRavana |
| SNAC | SupaNova |
| Strength | |
| RRA | Infantry:
9000 Soldiers 700 Spec Ops Vehichle: 85 RAF Bombers 300 MKII Battle Tanks 90 Light APCs |
| SNAC | Infantry:
300,000 Soldiers 100,000 Gunners 10,000 Snipers Vehichle: 500 Cobra Attack Helicopters 1000 M1 Abrams Battle Tanks 400 Light APCs |
| Losses | |
| RRA | Infantry:
5000 Soldiers 200 Spec Ops Vehichle: 20 RAF Bombers 120 MKII Battle Tanks 20 Light APCs |
On an unknown date in 2008, members of the 1st Division Infantry of the Royal Ravanian Army, led by their general, LordRavana, launched an epic assault on the Fort Knox Gold Depository. Their initial force consisted of spec ops units that would secretly infiltrate the base and weaken their defences, before the main battle group went in.
Note: Both the article and infobox are incomplete.
Jack Thompson Murder
In 2010, Jack Thompson, Douchebag Extraordinaire, declared an all-out war on video games, violent or not. He claimed that video games were the cause of all the worlds conflicts and problems. He even went as far to blame cancer on the Xbox 360, global warming on the PSP, and terrorism on the Wii.
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