Darren Ford (musician)
Template:Db-notability Darren Ford (born Darren Keith Ford) is the headmaster for the Bulgarian school SCA.
Darren Keith Ford was born on Novermber 28th, 1960, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.He was also raised in Tulsa. He is known for the invention of the earwax cleaner, not to mention the belly button vacuum. He is an amzing Battlefield 2 player, (or BF2) and goes by the name of Texas Darko. He is basically a man-beast, and he has three children- Austin-de-la-Boston, Jared, and Jase-face, all of which play battlefield as well but only Jase-Face is any good.
He likes to chill with his favorite student, Johanna Stanton, though he like Taylor as well, who is ahelplessgranny in BattleField2 and dominates the town.
Overall, Darren K. Ford is a good man, with a lovely wife PAT, dan three good kids. He is also very fortunate to have a good pal like Taylor G., or "ahelplessgranny."
Darren Ford was a Revolutionary War hero, and signed the Declaration of Independence, not to mention he wrote the Constitution. He is being looked at for a Chief Justice to the Supreme Court, and already turned down a vice-president offer for John McCain.
He is most likely to decline the Dallas Cowboy'f offer to him, and he'll sign a combined deal with Taylor G. to play BF2 professionally. They've been offered a 2 year, 25.6 billion a year contract, not to mention the 5.8 million dollar signing bonus. Plus, they get a free mansion with a basketball court, swimming pool, jacuzzi, sauna, and weight room. And that stuff is in the bathroom only
Taylor and Mr.Ford will become the richest men in the world, not to mention the most famous, after they dominate the world in BF2. They will be "training" down at the Mania Computer Club every friday night, and most saturday nights. This club is located in Sofia, Bulgaria, if anyone wishes to fly down there and get their autographs.