The Big Cheese

Synopsis

Raj gets an Indian chesse wheel from the Kafizzel River in the mail. Lumpus, being a cheese fanatic, tries to steal it, but fails the first couple of times. He finally gets it and swallows a piece. Raj tells him that the cheese is poisonous and he will disintegrate in exactly 13 minutes. Lumpus then uses the oppurtunity to do things without facing consequences: eating Norwegien Bloatfish(he's allergic to them), insults Commander Hoo-Hah on the phone, uses his life savings to buy a lot of ice cream, steals Hoo-Haw's car, almost hits a police car, Taunts The Policeman, And Crashes Into The Car In The 2nd Attempt. As Donation people take his stuff, Lumpus prepares to disintegrate. After time's up, however, he's still alive. Raj then discovers the Kafizzel River cheese was made in CHINA. Lumpus is taken to an asylum, and Lazlo, Raj, Clam, and Hoo-Haw go of to have fondue.