Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Template:Infobox South Park episode Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut is episode 113 of Comedy Central's South Park. This episode originally aired on the February 25, 1998

Plot

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought. Based on everyone's best recollections of the time, candidates for the identity of Cartman's father are limited to Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo, Ned, Herbert Garrison, Chief Running Water, Gerald Broflovski, Dr. Mephisto, Kevin, and the 1989 Denver Broncos. Dr. Mephisto is willing to perform DNA testing to resolve the issue, but requires 3,000 dollars for the test. In the meantime Kyle, Kenny, and Stan videotape Cartman having a tea party in his backyard with stuffed animals. They come up with the idea to send the video into America's Stupidest Home Videos for the chance to win 10,000 dollars. Cartman then aproaches Kyle, Kenny, and Stan, with the depressing news about his lack of funds to find out his real father. Stan, Kenny, and Kyle agree that if they win the video contest they shall give Cartman the 3,000 dollars needed for the DNA testing. Cartman is overjoyed, but quickly becomes extremely angry after seeing the aired video. The narrator concludes the episode with a cliffhanging question "Who is Eric Cartman's father".

The storyline was resolved in Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut.

Quote

Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question?

Mom: Of course hun

Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?

Mom: Uh huh

Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad, and my friend Kenny has a dad?

Mom: Yes?

(long pause)

Mom: Well, what's your question hun?

Cartman: Goddamnit, do I have a dad!

Mom: Oh

Cartman: I wanna know where I came from

Mom: Oh, hmm, well you see Eric, sometimes when a man and a women are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other (cartman: uhuh...) then sometimes the man puts his hoohoodilly, into a woman's cha cha ' (long pause)

Cartman: So who put his hoohoodilly into your cha cha?

Trivia

• In the background of the Counselors office it says Father and Son Day Coming Soon, Dads Are Dandy and If You Don't Have a Dad Your'e a Bastard, relating to Cartmans dilemma.

• When Cartman's Mom is talking to Chief Running Water, she vomits, just like what Stan did when he talked to Wendy.

• When watching Bob Saget on America's Stupidest Home Videos, Kyle remarks that he is worse than the guy on Full House (which Saget also starred in).