User talk:Relex333

Synopsis of Satire of Eric "Erod" Brown

Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. --Calton | Talk 00:23, 8 May 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Since it is explicitly stated that it's a Satire, and indeed is entitled "Satire", the audience should have no trouble in understanding the extent of the inherent veracity.

Since this site is explicitly an encyclopedia and not an outlet for your "creative writing", you should have no trouble understanding the utter inappropriateness of your contributions to date.

Though I do not wish to debate who has the right to decide ...

Of course not, since you'd be thrashed like a red-headed stepchild, since you're violating several principles (not just rules) of this place.

Wikipedia contains endless volumes of Bad Jokes, Examples of Vandalism... Yes, but not as encyclopedia (as noted by the fact they are kept outside of the area for articles) and as bad examples: note that the Bad Jokes are lumped in with "Deleted Nonsense", and note the attachent of that adjective with the noun.

Perhaps you'd be happier contributing to your local alt-weekly instead of here. Do so, and don't bother me: I have a limited capacity for having my intelligence insulted, no matter how faux-polite it is. --Calton | Talk 00:52, 8 May 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Then, rather than flaunting about your displaced anger...

"Flaunting"? <snort>

...why not be semi-hospitable and move it to a forum or section where it could be accepted, or attempt to explain to me how to move it to such an appropiate section.

Why not read what I wrote? Where it belongs is not on Wikipedia. Period/full stop/EOL. As for "how to move it to such an appropriate section", I suggest you go to your local library and use their copy of Writer's Markets. --Calton | Talk 01:36, 8 May 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Vandal warning

Relex333, please stop your vandalism. If you create any more hoax articles, any more variations of Eric "Erod" Brown or Eric (Erod) Brown, you will blocked from editing in Wikipedia. -- PFHLai 01:59, 8 May 2006 (UTC)[reply]