User:Bad ideas

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

~~vanity~~

This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

AIM-5

2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

C₂H₅OH-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

I let my user boxes do the talking for me.

For things there are no userboxes for:

Feel free to vandalize as long as it doesn't remove other information, is obviously misinformation, and is entertaining. Hey, I've got a sense of humor too.

I will delete any article you create about the band you're in. Articles about your buddy's podcast don't stand a chance, either.

I would use all the food userboxes, but that would look silly.

I study engineering at Northwestern University, for which there is no userbox.

vandalize

Do you see?

Do you see what I have done? Yes, it's mostly votes on articles for deletion, but I'm not an entirely destructive force. There's a few good edits in there, if I may say so myself, and I'm trying to do more.