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Ok people! If you know what I should put here, tell me! I plan to add some of my essays I have written for school over the coming weeks, so don't suggest something like that. If you have any other ideas, however, please tell me! ZPMMaker 12:38, 16 October 2005 (UTC)
Those of you who know me well, know that I was the editor of Science and Technology for The Blackboard student newspaper at school last year (2005). Well, this year I have ascended to the rank of co-editor (with M. Windley) of the entire paper; I write the Random Ramblings Of Sir David P. A. Hunter for each issue this year.
My Random Ramblings will be archived here.
The Random Ramblings Of Sir David P. A. Hunter
ISSUE ONE: Prepare To Be Confused.
The following rambling(s) evolved from an analysis of the lighting used in the film American Beauty for Unit 3 VCE Media. It may or may not contain irrelevant comments. These are my ramblings: (cue Law And Order jingle)
'Twas lit with lights. Lights cause lighting effects. Lighting is used at all times. Colonel Fitts is always darkened... cheerleading scene. Night-time when guy got shot, which you could tell as it was dark. Computer says no. Boycott Big Brother ‘06!
The lighting used in the film is cool. Light bounces of objects within the frame to show different colours, such as reds, blues, greens and oranges. Raoul Hernandez's "auburn” hair is of a high light wavelength... or is it? Go Harvey, go Harvey Norman; go! White light is a mixture of all the colours of the rainbow; first comes Red, then Orange; Yellow usually follows - it is followed by Green, Blue, Indigo and finally Violent Rubble.
I am the egg-plant. They are the egg-plants. I am the Walnut! Goo-goo ka-choo.
The Hububble space telescope uses light that comes from varying inter-stellar matter, such as stars and nebulae, to take photographs of deep space. "Blackness, filled with coloured lights," said Teal'c. Computer says 'No'. Cough. What is the deal with airline food? What is the deal with the fire department? What is the deal with their stupid uniforms? What is the square-root of pi? These are all ecumenical matters.
Hail OneCone International! I hate international boat-rides; they make me sick – literally! Stupid Year 10s peeking through the window distracting me from my “important” “Media” work. Dirt is another distraction; dirt and dust get into the ball-area of the mouse, making it not work properly. And another thing: cables! Cables are frustratingly annoying.
Angela and another one on Lester in the audience. Oh, my! This really adds moo to the scene as watched by the watcher. “If only I could hunt the Hunter” (Wouldn’t that be suicide?). “Drink! Drink! Drink!! I’m a happy camper! Go on, go on, go on, go on… no Mrs. Doyle” ... Ooh, look at me, I’m a leader! [Censored] bang! Stupid SRC people – straight to the morgue. Stupid blonde animated characters of Dragon Ball Z... “bring back new episodes of Gumby!” said Thomas The Tank Engine. 'Video games are the best' says Tolson. “EBT”, as once said by some idiot waitor in a fancy café , (English Breakfast Tea) suddenly becomes an egg and bacon tourniquet when meeting with a hated parent.
Next time (or later in future issues) on “The Comedic Ramblings Of Sir David P. A. Hunter”:
“Boycott Big Brother '06!”; assassinate Gretel Killeen,
The OneCone Concise Maddocks-Hunter Method Of World Domination,
More crazy ramblings, including Saddam Hussein’s Mystery SuperGun,
The Continuing Story Of Getting People To Write For This Paper,
The story of Bob, a Sweet As regular customer (also a generic idiot).
Ridiculing certain staff of De La Salle College, including plans to make a video game revolving around the life of Douglas Ernie Esler.
The Official Pupils' Magazine website can be found here. If you do not have a username and password for this site, please do not bother asking me - you will never get one.
Quotes of Sir David P. A. Hunter
"The fool is he who sees everything and believes it is everything; wise is he who sees everything and realises it is nothing". - Monday, 24th April, 2006, to brother Michael J. Hunter.
Wikifications To Do List
-Mlek Mlek
-Ronny John's
-Chopper
-NATO
-Location Hypotheses Of Atlantis
A film directed and written by David P. A. Hunter. This was to be OneCone's first feature-length production - the script was written for a three-hour epic - however the length of all OneCone film productions in 2006 have been restricted to a maximum of ten minutes. The original script, which was 107 (A4) pages long, was reduced to only 57 pages in length, which removed more than 75% of the actual storyline. The novel is based on the original full-length script.
A man is found - stabbed to death - in a shopping centre car park.
A horrible twist lurks around the corner for Detective Raoul Hernandez (played by Timothy S. Maddocks) and Chief Master Seargent Walter T. E. Lawrence Harriman (played by Euan Walmsley) as the two investigators discover that the victim was one of their own.
A film concerning the Battle of Hastings. The film will mainly depict the story as told by the Bayeux Tapestry, however the writers will be abandoning some historical grounding in favour of legend. The screenplay is being written by David P. A. Hunter and Timothy S. Maddocks.
This musical is a parody of the Australian version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Work on the musical commenced in late May 2006, coinciding with the time when the Australian government legalised the use of other Australian works for parody or satire. The musical details the experiences of David P. A. Hunter, who works at a lolly and chocolate shop called Sweet As. The lyrics are currently being written by David P. A. Hunter, with the hopes that the parody will be recorded and sold on Compact Disc at the front counters of all Sweet As stores throughout Melbourne. Copyright authorisation is, however, pending - OneCone is seeking legal advice on the matter.
Characters
The following list is of the characters within Sweet As Superstar; the first name is of the character in Sweet As Superstar - the second name is of the character in Jesus Christ Superstar that the first name will be parodising.
Other Sweet As employees will be used to fill the roles of The Mob, The Apostles (parody name: the Cadbury Liason Officers), Hawkers and Canvassers (who parodise Jesus Christ Superstar's Moneylenders and Merchants) and The Crowd.
King Of The Stone
The screenplay, King Of The Stone, details the legend surrounding King Arthur and his sword, which he pulled out of a stone, known as Excalibur. The story is told from Merlin Ambrosius' point of view. The screenplay is being written by David P. A. Hunter, with hopes that it will be submitted to an Australian film-makers' guild for production.
Terre Atlantus
This film, written by David P. A. Hunter, follows the story of two amateur archaeologists - hell-bent on finding the lost city of Atlantis - who discover a 20,000-year-old note - written on stone - in a sealed box underground in eastern Victoria. The message points the duo toward an isolated island off the tip of southern Tasmania. The two make the trek through stormy weather, only to find a small outpost-like structure that a professional friend of the protagonists carbon-dates back to around 58,000 B.C.E. The tale ends with the duo finding yet another message inside the structure, detailing that Atlantis is, in fact, under the ice of the Arctic circle. A sequel is to be written immediately after the completion of work on the original screenplay.
This is an extended adaptation of the screenplay by David P. A. Hunter. It details an investigation of the murder of a police constable by a hitman.
Murder On Black Street
Work on this novel commenced in May 2001, however due to school workloads, David P. A. Hunter had to delay its production until mid-2006. The novel tells the story of a young woman who believes that she is being stalked by a friend, who is rumoured to be associated with the Mafia.
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