Lisa on Ice
| "Lisa on Ice" | |
|---|---|
| The Simpsons episode | |
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| Episode no. | Season 6 |
| Directed by | Bob Anderson |
| Written by | Mike Scully |
| Original air dates | November 13, 1994 |
| Episode features | |
| Couch gag | Family jumps on to the couch, get trampolined into the ceiling. |
"Lisa on Ice" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season.
Synopsis
Template:Spoiler When Principal Skinner calls all the students down for an assembly to tell them what subjects they are failing, Lisa discovers to her horror that she is flunking gym class. In order to pass, she must join an outside of school sports program. Lisa tries basketball and volleyball but finds that she is no good at either. One day, the Simpsons go to see Bart play ice hockey for his team, the Mighty Pigs, coached by Chief Wiggum. In an angry rage after the match, Bart begins throwing pieces of garbage at Lisa, which she successfully fends off. Apu, the coach of the Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, notices that she’s a natural at hockey and instantly makes her goalie for his team. Lisa soon becomes the star player and gets all the attention. When bullies at school beat Bart up, she saves him and he really begins to resent her. The sibling rivalry between Bart and Lisa continues to increase, not helped by Homer, the hyper-competitive dad. Things get complicated when the Gougers face off against the Mighty Pigs. Years of sibling rivalry come out on the ice, but just as Bart is supposed to slap a penalty shot into the goal, they both throw aside their equipment and the match is tied. Bart and Lisa realize that their loyalty to each other is stronger than their loyalty to their teams. The residents of Springfield, not satisfied with this revelation, riot, tearing the stadium to pieces.
Quotes
- Weather Presenter: (on TV) There's a 75% chance of hilarity!
Homer: I like those odds. - Chief Wiggum: (to prisoners) Alright, I'm gonna make a little deal with you mugs. I'll let you all out to see my team play the hockey game if you promise to return to your cells.
Snake: Sorry, pig. We can't make that promise.
Chief Wiggum: Alright, alright, I'll sweeten the deal. You can see the game, you don't have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit anymore crimes, okay?
Snake: No.
Chief Wiggum: I'll take that as a yes. (opens jail cells, prisoners run out)
Prisoners: Alright! We're free! - Skinner: (on PA) Attention students, please make your way for an assembly at the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. (Off PA) I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
- Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island! (Don't worry; it's just a name)
Lisa: (running from giant monsters, such as Orga, Rodan and Mothra) I thought he said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant was, Monster Island is actually a peninsula. - Bart: I was going to see if we could deal with this peacefully . . . but instead I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny!!
Lisa: Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy.
Bart: (realizing what he's done) Ah!!! Mr. Honey Bunny!! - Homer: Alright hotshots, now that my daughter is on the team I want to make a few things clear.
Lisa: Dad please, just go, I'll be fine.
Homer: 'Ah ber ba', I don't want you to make fun of her, just because she's different ... Aha ha ha! Hey look! That kids got bosoms! Has anybody got a wet towel? (begins chasing Üter, whipping him with a towel) Come here you butterball!
Üter: Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! - Bart: I'm going to go like this...(rotates arms)... and if you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Fine, I'm gonna start kicking air like this (Starts kicking the air)... and if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.
(Bart and Lisa's yells are heard as the hit each other)
Marge: (from downstairs) I'm gonna check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie.
Homer: Okay, now pie I'm just gonna be doing this...(chomps in air)...and if you get eaten it's your own fault! (chomps air, hits head on oven hood) OWWWWWWW!!!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!! OWWW!! OWW! Oh the hell with it (picks up pie and eats it) - Marge: (flicking light switch on and off) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Bart: Mom, that is really annoying!
Marge: You are not in direct competition with each other! Repeat, you are not in direct competition!
Homer: (running in) Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You'll be in direct competition! And I don't want you to go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! (Flicking light on and off). - At hockey game, score tied, final seconds.
Bart supporters: Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!
Lisa supporters: Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart! - Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
- Bart: (after receiveng a turtle from Homer) Aw, thanks, Dad. (Bart and Homer hug) How about some adulation from my little sister?
Lisa: Wow, Bart, I'm so impressed you were able to give Milhouse a concussion.
Bart: Oh, you're just jealous, because (begins to deliver slapshots of garbage at Lisa) you... stink... at... SPORTS!