Something Awful
This page discusses the Something Awful website (a.k.a the "Front Page"). For the SA Forums, forums culture, and IRC channels, see Something Awful Forums.
Something Awful is a cynical comedy website based in the United States. It houses a variety of content, such as instant messaging pranks, digitally edited pictures, intentionally bad web comics, and humorous reviews of pornography. In addition, it has a very active set of message boards, which in later years have grown remarkably.
History of Something Awful
Something Awful is the brainchild of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, who remains in control of the site, despite the proliferation of guest writers and administrators who have assisted him over the years. The earliest comedic features of the website appeared originally on Planetquake including Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse, which at that time presented comical reviews of user-made Quake II maps, and other reviews, notably of a DOOM comic book, and some horrible movies.
After some unknown dispute with Planetquake, Lowtax moved his personal features to a new site, entitled Something Awful, in late 1999. During this early period, Lowtax created many of SA's most famous and long-lasting characters and catchphrases, such as JeffK, the Space Robots ICQ prank, and the Awful Link of the Day feature.
Modern Something Awful
The Something Awful website is somewhat like a blog in format, in which the sites' various writers post humorous articles (officially called "News posts") that are displayed on the site's front page. The articles may be personal in tone, describing real-life experiences, but more often than not they are irreverent rants, often with a satirical, educational tone. Typical articles include "The Unwritten History of Halloween," "Learning to Cope with France," "Life Lessons: Protection against Molesting" and "Oh TV, What Have You Done?"
Every News post concludes with an "Awful Link of the Day" in which the authors provide a link to a site (often fan submitted) which they feel is disgusting, humorous, disturbing, stupid, or all four. Fetish websites are a common target of Awful Link of the Day. Other targets include Furry sites--a group which the site's writers openly proclaim their universal hatred for.
Other notable features of the site include:
- the fictional cranky old man Cliff Yablonski, who mercilessly mocks pictures of ugly people found on the Internet, or submitted by readers in his section "Cliff Yablonski Hates You."
- Photoshop Phriday, a weekly feature in which members of the Something Awful forums (see below) use their computer graphic skills to make humorous images dealing with the theme of the week, such as "Movie Crossovers that should not happen"
- frequent movie, TV, game, porn, and music reviews (often selective in reviewing the very worst examples of all), which continue the tradition of Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse from SA's earliest days.
The site also often produces "specials" such as poorly-drawn comics, short stories, or "guides to life." Older features, such as Game Designer Survivor, seem to have been instrumental in bringing notable game designers, such as Levelord and Cliffy B to the Something Awful forums, at least for a short time.
Something Awful met with great financial difficulties during the period from 2000-2001 that threatened to take the entire site down. Various dishonest sponsors, including GameFan and Sam Jain, promised Lowtax various payments in exchange for ad space, but none of these companies lived up to their promises. Details of the actual financial structure of SA have always been hard to come by, but most goons know that Lowtax has made, and continues to make a massive personal investment of time and money into the site to keep it running. The 2001 decision to charge a one-time fee for forums access seems to be a cornerstone of the site's present financial stability. Lowtax has likely grossed well in excess of 250,000 dollars in registrations alone, although this figure has not been confirmed.
The Something Awful forums
The Something Awful Forums is the highly popular message board system on Something Awful. For a complete description of the forums, see the article Something Awful Forums.
Collection of funds
Up until recently, PayPal had been the fund-collection method of choice for Lowtax, the lead Something Awful administrator. However, due to a breach of the PayPal Terms of Service, PayPal no longer allows Something Awful to accept payments. It is currently only possible to buy a forums account through the use of a credit card.