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Colonel H. Stinkmeaner is a character from the fictional show The Boondocks. He is approximately 80 years old, he is an angry, unloveable old man. His first appearance was in the episode, "Granddad's Fight".

Life

When he was a child, he disagreed with what most people found beautiful. He got no joy from seeing sunsets and trees, or dolphins and rainbows. When he was 15 years old, he lost his sight to cancer. He didn't care about losing his sight. He told the doctor who diagnosed him as blind that "At least I don't have to look at your ugly ass no more". The doctors gave him 3 years tops to live, so he used that time to anger anyone that crossed his path. Somehow, he managed to live far past what he was expected to. Stinkmeaner himself said that it was his love of hate that kept him going.

Personality

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner is a cantankerous old man. He is basically rude to anyone he meets. He seems to think that a person's life is worthless. When he drives his truck, he attempts to run over many people. His reason for this is "Getting run over by me is as close to an honorable death as most of these people are going to get". Because of this reason, he thinks he is a humanitarian.

Meeting Robert Freeman

In the episode, "Granddad's Fight" , Robert and him first met when he was attempting to park his truck and crashed into Robert's car, which was in his spot. As soon as he came out of his car, he insulted Robert. While doing so, he provoked him, which caused Robert to punch him. Unfortunately for Robert, he missed and Stinkmeaner struck his knee. By doing this, he made Robert a worldwide laughingstock.

Death

Robert challenged Stinkmeaner to a rematch. During the rematch, it is revealed that Stinkmeaner defeated Robert through dumb luck. Stinkmeaner didn't see this and he constantly provoked Robert until he was filled with rage. Unfortunately, Robert was too angry at Stinkmeaner to see this and savagely beat him up. He was killed when Robert gave him a final punch in the face. Feeling sorry, Robert held a small funeral for Stinkmeaner.

Trivia

  • Stinkmeaner is scheduled to make an appearance in the episode "The Return of Stinkmeaner".
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