Homer vs. Patty and Selma
| "Homer vs. Patty and Selma" | |
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| The Simpsons episode | |
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| Episode no. | Season 6 |
| Directed by | Mark Kirkland |
| Written by | Brent Forrester |
| Original air dates | February 26, 1995 |
| Episode features | |
| Chalkboard gag | "I will remember to take my medication." |
| Couch gag | The family appear on the couch as though they were beamed there a la Star Trek: The Next Generation. |
"Homer vs. Patty & Selma" is the 17th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season.
Synopsis
Template:Spoiler Homer decides to try his hand in a financial investment by investing in Halloween pumpkins. Thinking that they will peak in January, he does not sell them by Halloween and loses his entire investment. Now short on money and late on a mortgage payment, he tries to borrow it, but with no avail. Meanwhile, Patty and Selma have received a promotion at the DMV and have more disposable income. As a last resort, Homer asks the two if they will lend him the money. They agree, but he must become their loyal servant. Not long afterwards, Marge discovers that Homer borrowed money from her sisters.
To earn more money, Homer decides to become a chauffeur, but is pulled over when he does not have a chauffeur's license. When he goes to the DMV to apply for one, Patty and Selma are his evaluators. The two mercilessly fail his driving and written test. Just after stamping his test with a large "Fail" stamp, the two light up cigarettes, but are immediately spotted by their supervisor. Their supervisor tells them that smoking in a DMV is an offense that could cost them their promotions, but Homer acts quickly and claims the cigarettes as his own (in one of the most hilarious sequences in The Simpsons' history). The two are grudgingly thankful, and Homer coerces them to clear his debt in lieu of his favor to them.
The subplot consists of Bart taking up ballet. After cutting class, Bart is distressed to discover that students were choosing their physical education classes on that day. The only class available is ballet. At first Bart is embarrassed, as he considers ballet a "girl sport" and is the only male in the class. However, he soon takes a liking to the class and is invited to star in a school ballet performance. Fearful of being taunted by his fellow students he performs while wearing a mask, but takes it off after discovering that his classmates are impressed with his dancing abilities. When several bullies discover that it is Bart they decide to beat him up, and he is forced to run from them. He attempts to escape by jumping a trench, but fails to make it and is injured.
Quotes
- Lenny: Hey Homer, how come you got money to burn... or singe anyway.
- Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope. - Selma: Come on, Homer: you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.
Homer: I'll have to trust you on that. - Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then I will hug some snakes. Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!
- Homer: I am Romer Rimpson, the rowly dog.
- Homer: (sees Marge looking unhappy) I'll never forgive myself for this. (grabs both cigarettes)
Super: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?
Homer: (monotone) Yes. (coughs) I am in flavor country.
Super: (skeptical) Both of them?
Homer: It's a big country.
Super: Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler. (slaps Homer) - Russian ballet teacher: Ah, I know that you fear the boys will laugh at you.
Bart: No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. The boys will beat the living snot out of me. - Chief Wiggum: Wow, your Mel Brooks! Hey, how 'bout we do the 2000 year old man routine. You'll be Carl Reiner and I'll be police Chief Wiggum.
Mel Brooks: Tell you what, why don't you be Carl Reiner and I'll be police Chief Wiggum. I hate Carl Reiner!
References
Bart drinks Tab while he dances just like Jennifer Beals did in Flashdance.
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