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The opinions expressed here are not necessarily endorsed by the creator of this page (me). In fact, contrary to what the history shows and contrary to what I just parenthetically stated at the end of the last sentence, these quotes most likely manifested themselves without human interaction by cosmic rays of some sort. Also, my completely non-existant research indicates that you will most likely disagree with these opinions, so I would advise against reading further unless you are a Vogon, or something...
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By me

  • 12.12.00 -- Never forget!!
  • "Life is a series of what-if questions, answered." - K-UNIT
  • "Don't think and just pull the trigger." - K-UNIT
  • "Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me twice, shame on me." - K-UNIT Reno 911 totally stole this from me.

To me, happy

is not very

far away from insanity.

I am much more content

with content.

By people who are, unfortunately for them, not me

  • "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina
  • "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." - Ogden Nash
  • "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." - Mark Twain
  • "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." - Douglas Adams
  • "Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" - Jules Feiffer
  • "Only the truth is revolutionary." - Anonymous graffiti
  • "Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." - Leo Rosten
  • "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry
  • "Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of everybody is stupider than that." - George Carlin
  • "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde
  • "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky By the way, since Robert Wilensky doesn't have a Wikipedia entry, does that mean he doesn't exsist?
  • "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
  • "If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind." - John Stuart Mill
  • "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • "I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out." - Arthur Hays Sulzberger
  • "A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices." - William James
  • "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt
  • "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley


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These quotes are here really for my benefit and reference only. So please, don't make a big deal of me putting personal opinions on my user (sub) page. I know Wikipedia is not the best place for this sort of thing, but until a consensus is actually reached regarding all POV stuff on user pages (not just userboxes), I'm keeping them.
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