User:Major Despard

The Mysterious Major Despard

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This user plays the flute.

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LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

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This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

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This user plays chess.

Narnia

This user is a member of the Chronicles of Narnia task force.

This user participates in
WikiProject Film.

This is the User page of the little known and rather mysterious Major Despard. While it is highly improbable that you will ever know Major Despard's real name, some very clever people may be able to slowly decipher it.

Likes

Dogs - especially my little Buddy.
Books - The Lord of the Rings, The Old Kingdom Trilogy, The Keys to the Kingdom, Agatha Christie, The Chronicles of Narnia and many, many, many more...
Games - Ratchet and Clank, Cluedo, Monopoly, Pictionary
TV - Amazing Race, Survivor, The Simpsons, Lost, Cold Case
Weasels - unless they look more like slugs with legs and a large nose tumor.

Dislikes

Heretic Texts - See: The Da Vinci Code (or anything else by Dan Brown for that matter)
Big Brother - A perverted, and very twisted way to waste an evening - or late night.

Stupid and Humourous Sayings

You may or may not have noticed that at the top of my userbox there is a quote. This quote may often change. You may or may not care about this. Whether you care or not, here is a list of previous quotes sorted by that person who said them.

Skye Chipperfield

"Equality is Communism. Support Dictatorship!"

Coralie Denovan

"The one who smokes water."
"I'm a chipmunk. Meeoow!"

A. J. Fidge

"The best thing Hitler did was give out lollipops."
"You soiled the lollies!"

David Fihelly

"We'll have the convention on my muscles."

Billy J. Flynn

"I don't want that! It's a trump card!"

Ellen Alice Jackson

"We swam in the beach!"
"You're a boy. I need a real friend."
"If humans ever achieve immorality, they'll have to stop having children."

Ferrers Mirams

"Uruk-hai can't ride orcs."
"Draw me a painting now!"

Alexander Newton Kidgell

"Is your sprayjacket waterproof?"
"A 'galiant' effort!"

Wikipedic Works

To Do

Expand on the current lack of information for The Keys to the Kingdom.
And The Old Kingdom Trilogy.
And the vast number of Agatha Christie books.
Work with Wikiproject: Narnia to help with the Narnia pages.

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