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"Hemanshu, just be aware that in editing this article, you're entering the Wikipedia equivalent of the Mekong Delta on a dark night in 1969." - JamesMLane 04:01, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

"Alone. In a Viet Cong-controlled area." - Neutrality 04:19, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

Keep. Templates don't kill people, Cabalists kill people. --Eequor 20:14, 19 Aug 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[11:15pm] <TimStarling> apparently some guy in Queensland has recently declared his property to be a micronation and is refusing to pay taxes
[11:15pm] <Kate> quick, create an article on it
[11:15pm] <TimStarling> I don't understand why the government doesn't just recognise its sovereignty, then invade it

Delete. But here's to you, Mr. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo). -- orthogonal 09:19, 6 Sep 2004 (UTC)

Delete. Geogre, you are a sorry deletionist! This is clearly from the game "Pokemon from Middle Earth meet Duke Nukem in Yoknapatawpha County", a game avidly played by as many as three men not in a boat and one dog! How dare you consider this unworthy of Wikipedia when such meaningless articles as Lenin, Catholic Church, and Periodic Table continue to waste space? By the way, I consider any refutation of my screed a personal attack and will refactor any response to make it look like you wrote, "orthogonal is the True Pope". -- orthogonal 19:50, 8 Sep 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[10:44] <zocky> why do they need rectal probes to get to anthony's brain--oh!


[8:38pm] <kturner> IRC is where good intentions go to die. :-)

'I'd appreciate a constructive debate, if necessary, and not one that does not bother with any arguments except "I am too stupid to use Google"'. -- AlexR

  • No, no, no, a THOUSAND times no. Sam Spade is a troll with a hair trigger. RickK 21:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
    • Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this vote? -- Netoholic @ 22:02, 2004 Oct 4 (UTC)
      • I do. RickK should be de-sysopped for this. --lst27 22:50, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
        • I should be de-sysopped for voting No on an admin nomination? RickK 23:01, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
          • How about for being consistantly rude and regularly biting newbies? Sam Spade 23:04, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
            • Pot. Kettle. Black. RickK 23:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
  • Delete. Possible attempt to cheat at scrabble. Average Earthman 11:56, 6 Oct 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[4:15pm] FennecFoxen: olene: Wikipedia does not negotiate with terrorists.

[7:55pm] VagueRant: In Hell, they have you on Windows, with RealAudio running, and you're on Internet Explorer at Neopets.
[7:55pm] VagueRant: All the damn time.

a neat dig at the ArbCom

Be wary, next they'll ban you from editing on octopus-related topics (and then later Australian ones). VeryVerily 22:29, 15 Nov 2004 (UTC)

Oops...

Oops...User:RickK cuts User:Vague_Rant's comment in half, and declares that the first half is by an anon, and therefore invalid.

RickK strikes back

I have no problem with keeping the current version, so long as it no longer says that Lil Jon is a little Swedish boy who, with his recording partner Ol' Dirty Bastard, rescued somebody who had been hit by an asteroid in Prince Edward Island. RickK 23:44, Nov 26, 2004 (UTC)

More IRC

rvalles goes Urban Terror
rvalles: later
Arminius: peace out
Vague_Rant: See ya.
Arminius: I really hope that's a video game.

Raul's Top Four Mediawiki Quotes

Ok, first, please forgive me to compare handling a girl's mind with jerking off a dog. The principle is the same. -- Wikibooks, 82.82.160.93

Beep! Beep! Here comes the banmobile -- Silsor

All sysops can communicate with each other using a back channel consisting of an unrelated web page and encrypted, predefined signals. - Plautus satire

On Wikipedia, there is a giant conspiracy attempting to have articles agree with reality. -- Plautus satire

from IRC

<Kate> reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


<Raul654> "DDOS attacks are like network bukkake"
<DavidGerard> "when a mummy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each other very much, and the daddies decide mummy needs some very special moisturiser ..."