User:SB Johnny/List of fictional expletives

Fictional curse words are profanities invented by authors of fiction, often science fiction.

--ing and ing - from Terry Pratchett's The Truth, used by Mr. Tulip at least once a sentence. The reader assumes that the word "fuck" is being censored, but it is revealed that Mr. Tulip is actually leaving a gap followed by "ing." The character Sacharissa Crisplock, a genteel woman, eventually adopts the word.
bastich - from 2000AD's Judge Dredd & Johnny Dangerously, A portmanteau of "bastard" and "bitch," and used in the same way as its source words.
beep - from Larry Niven's Known Space stories; the beep used to censor profanity eventually turned into a swearword itself
Belgium - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means." The word first appeared in the radio series, and later replaced "fuck" in the censored American edition of the novel Life, the Universe and Everything.
bippie - from Laugh-In, "You bet your sweet bippie."
bitca - from Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, curse word for a malevolent entity (coined by Xander Harris)
blowhole - from The Adventures of Pete and Pete, noun used to insult other people.
bowb - from Harry Harrison's Bill, the Galactic Hero series
buck - from That Hideous Strength by C.S. Lewis
censored - from Larry Niven's Known Space stories; like beep, the word used to censor profanity in written texts turned into a swearword itself
cruk - in Doctor Who: The New Adventures spin-off novels; same meaning as "fuck" (Happy Endings by Paul Cornell claims it originally came from a mid-21st century kids' TV show, in which "crukked" meant "tired")
D' Arvit - from Artemis Fowl Gnomish swear word. Most people guess it means shit or damnit.
dolphin sound, foghorn sound - from SpongeBob SquarePants; some of the 11 words prohibited by Mr Crabs
drannit - from Farscape
dren - from Farscape; same meaning as "shit"
drok/drokk - from 2000AD's Judge Dredd; used as a general expletive
fahrbot - from Farscape; meaning insane or mentally deficient.
farking iceholes - from Johnny Dangerously; self explanatory.
feck - from Father Ted; same meaning as "fuck"
felgercarb - from Battlestar Galactica (or feldercarb, feldergarb or felgergarb) usage context appears to be similar to "bullshit" / also a term for garbage and/or mechanical sludge in more polite usage
feth - from Dan Abnett's Gaunt's Ghosts novels, derivative of an ancient tree spirit. Multipurpose.
frag - from Shadowrun, same meaning as "fuck"
frak - from Battlestar Galactica (2003 miniseries seems to establish same meaning as "fuck")
frak - Was also an early 1980's game on the BBC Micro. A caveman called 'Trogg' would utter this word in a speech bubble when "killed". Presumably same meaning as "fuck". Hacked versions of the game substituted "fuck".
frak-head - from new Battlestar Galactica season pilot, term used for "asshole", when pilot originally aired on SciFi channel the phrase "superior asshole" was used by Starbuck (Kara Thrace) - when later aired on NBC the phrase became "superior frak-head"
fraz - from David Feintuch's Seafort Saga
frell - from Farscape; same meaning as "fuck"
frelnik - from Farscape
frinx - from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; probably has same meaning as "fuck"
globbits - from Trapdoor
goit - from Red Dwarf; same meaning as "git"
gorram - from Firefly; same meaning as "goddamn"
grapple - from Firefly; same meaning as the "fuck", as in sexual intercourse
greebol - from Farscape; same meaning as "idiot"
grife - from the Legion of Super Heroes comics. Used mainly as a substitute for religious imprecations, such as "God" or "Damn". Also used as a variant spelling for "grief" in the sense of "hard time".
grud - from 2000AD's Judge Dredd A general expletive, though also used as a substitute for "God"
Hab SoSlI' Quch! - from Klingon "Your Mother has a smooth forehead." Worst curse/insult in Klingon language. Implies the insultee's mother performed oral sex on the insulter.
Hezmana - from Farscape; same meaning as "Hell"
Hippikaloric - from Ozma of Oz by Frank Baum - "which must be a dreadful word because we don't know what it means".
joojooflop - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "One whole joojooflop situation"
kark - from Robert A. Heinlein's I Will Fear No Evil; same meaning as "fuck"
khest - from John M. Ford's The Final Reflection; same meaning as "screw"
klat - from James Bibby's Midworld series of books. Means fuck (as in both the expletive and the activity)
krunk - from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Multipurpose.
loomas - from Farscape; same meaning as "tits"
mamacrusta - from Lilo & Stitch - a nasty curse word
meb/mep - from Coneheads; a generic expletive
meecrob - from South Park; a Thai food that Cartman claims is so disgusting it must be a curse word
mibs/mips - from Coneheads general purpose explitive
mivonks - from Farscape; same meaning as "testicles"
mogadored - from Discworld; used as an occasional substitute for "buggered" (as in "Well, I'll be mogadored"), but apparently even stronger
nass - from the Legion of Super Heroes comics. Used mainly as a subsitute for "shit", or sometimes "ass"
nikda - from an episode of Stargate SG-1; same meaning as "ass"
poodoo - from various Star Wars films. Apparently used as a huttese version of "shit". Commonly used to reference the food, or fodder of the bantha herd animal.
prong - from David Feintuch's Seafort Saga; same meaning as "fuck"
Qu'vatlh - from Klingon Kumburan, wIjngan and Daqawlu dialects; means whore or slut
the r-word - from Malcolm in the Middle; unspecified swear word which a parent complains about Malcom using
rassin-frassin - from Hanna-Barbera's Jetsons & Flintstones a derogatory adjective of some kind. Possible corruption of the German curse "Ratzen-Fressen" or "Rat Eating/Eater." Also uttered by Yosemite Sam in Warner Bro's cartoons.
shards - from Anne McCaffery's Dragonriders of Pern novels. Used as a substitute for "shit", but apparently refers to the shell of a broken dragon egg
shavit - from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Roughly tranlates to "shit".
shazbot - from Mork & Mindy and later, the popular computer game series "Tribes" (Probably influenced by "shit")
shock - from Marvel 2099 comics. Used mainly as a substitute for "fuck"
shpadoinkle - from Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, rough translation - "holy shit" (coined by Xander Harris)
sithspit - from various Star Wars Expanded Universe sources. Most likely a substitue for "shit."
skin-job - from Blade Runner is an extremely offensive term for Replicants (likened to the word Nigger)
slag - from Alien Nation, a racial slur against the "newcomers" (aliens).
slag - from Beast Wars. Most likely a substitute for "fuck". There are also real uses of the word slag, both legitimate and as a British slang word.
slitch - from Robert Heinlein's novel Friday. A portmanteau of "slut" and "bitch," and used in the same way as it's source words.
smeg - from Red Dwarf, rooted from smegma. Also credited to the original Monty Python episodes.
smoo - from Dinosaurs, called a "dirty word" because it means the bottom of a foot.
smuck - from Saturday Night Live, to fornicate with a Smurf.
smurf and derivatives - from The Smurfs, can be used as pretty much any word, including swear words.
sneck - from Strontium Dog comic in 2000AD, a universal expletive.
socialator - from Battlestar Galactica, a term for whore
sprock - from the Legion of Super Heroes comics. Used mainly as a substitute for "fuck"
stomm - from 2000AD's Mega-City One, meaning "shit"
swut - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; "I just want to be swutting well rescued"
taff - from Thief, but possibly from earlier English ethnic slur "Taffy" or "Taff" for a Welshman (claimed to be thieves).
tanj - from Larry Niven's Known Space books (acronym of "there ain't no justice")
thoddo - from Farscape; same meaning as "idiot"
tralk - from Farscape; same meaning as "slut". Usually describes females, but can be used against any gender.
turlingdrome - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
unprintable - from Isaac Asimov's Foundation and Empire
whomp - from Recess the animated series; same meaning as "suck"
wrinklies - from Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, testicles/balls - both literally & figuratively
yotz - from Farscape; same meaning as "fucking Hell"
zark - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; seems to have the same meaning as "fuck"; possibly a blasphemy on the Great Prophet Zarquon
zoinks - from Scooby Doo; rough translation "holy shit"