I'm glad you made it here, even though you might not be. Just to preface, much of what I say on this here user page is humorous and is not intended to be taken seriously. I like to joke around; that's just who I am! But I don't want to keep putting a fucking [Humor] tag everywhere, okay?
I say that you won't see me much of anywhere because I am not a frequent editor, and I do not usually edit "high profile" pages. Essentially, I am just a raindrop in the vastness of Wikipedia. I shall forever be a proud copyeditor! Take a look at my contribs; I adore newcomer tasks and excessively editing my user page.
Aside from that, I'm a fan of nearly everything. I'll listen to all kinds of music, but I'm a big fan of Metallica, Pearl Jam, and Pantera. ...And country music, but don't let that deter you. Ask what my favorite song is, and the answer will change frequently. You can check out some of my favorite albums, though, which are not subject to change.
My insane (hyperbole...I think) amount of userboxes also detail my interests and beliefs. If you can tolerate it, take a gander.