Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…
This user thinks that user boxes have gotten out of control.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.
Too many userboxes
This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user overuses userboxes.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.